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7440 W Greens Road Houston, TX 77064

a better than expected Friday

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boredinsb
Apr 10, 2021, 1:06 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

So on a lark i went in here. I had a meeting in the area and my last night of strip clubbing went less than good so i thought what the hell i will drop a few bucks since it is just down from my hotel. The place is big and well let. it is a little past the Brick House so if you are going go about 1/8 mil past that and you are there. plenty of parking. 11 bucks to get in. a beer is 8 bucks because the bartender steals a quarter every time. tonight that was fine becuase she was a latin girl with a great ass. big "show type" stage with some sort of rock pool maybe on it. most of the girls didnt do much on stage because there was little tipping at the rail. as soon as i sat down i was approached by a latin girl who didnt speak much english at all. i finally conveyed to her i just got there and only had like two sips of my beer and to come back later. i never saw her again. most of the way through beer 1 Remi comes up to talk to me. a blond with nice c cup tits and a reasonable ass. we chat a bit she gives me the particulars on the club and we go for some private dances on the main floor. They are 20 bucks and dance with good contact by me and good grind an otp work by her. she made a good pitch for the vip but it was 500 for an hour and i was tired so i said i would think about it. btw Remi is Cuban and Korean and a good conversationalist, for a stripper, great personality. Next came an asian girl with huge tits by the name of Kyrie. i had just got back from dances so i said hold off a little. never saw her again either. So after about 3 beers Remi comes back and i tell her there is no chance i will make it for an hour and 500 and she says well we can just hang out or whatever for the rest of it. i didnt bite so i said lets do some private dances and i figured i would do that and head home. she comes back when we get to the private area with 350 for a half hour and i bite. The club require 104 but they give you a bottle of wine of champaigne. I got a chard and it really wasn't bad for a strip club. the waitress wanted a tip so 20 bucks sent her on her way. then Remi says she needs 20 bucks for a raincoat so i hand it over. she comes back and anything pretty much is on the menu. i get my finger sticky, she inspects my undies and then she covers me. She plays a little Billy Joel and after about 10 minutes i was very happy. we chatted for a while afterwards and she tells me she used to work at Baby Dolls in Dallas but didnt like that cubans had moved in on the joint.

The good: clean club, with the right girl and a few bucks less than Dallas its all on the menu, very comfortable, and if you just want lappers it is good for high mileage there.

the bad: everyone has their hand out. Bartender steals a quarter a beer(i know being nit picky), the bathroom and a lizzrd in it (i can wash my own hand for less than a buck), i didnt do the valet but damn it isnt very far to walk. And finally too many women who don't speak english. you want to strip here at least be able to talk to me.

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a better than expected Friday