The Shitty Titty

My buddies wanted to go to the “Shitty Titty” after watching the dbacks game at the bar. I had never been so thought wtf let’s go. Before even walking in you can tell why it’s nicknamed “Shitty Titty” but after entering leaves no doubt. This place is in a strip mall by Luke AFB. You walk in and there is a small bar in the back and a pool table. The stage is a smaller rectangle in the from and it looked like small VIP booths on the right side of the club. For some reason there was a decent crowd but they had “reserved” signs on almost all the tables so everyone was standing in the back. The first stripper on stage was Mya and she was at least 30 lbs over weight with huge saggy fake tits. After quickly seeing that there wasn’t a girl over a 3 on a good day it was time to get out and say I have now been to the “shitty titty”