High mileage and constant upselling
I arrived at the O’Farrell Theater on a Friday evening around 11pm and it was pretty dead. I was expecting a good weekend crowd, but there were only 8-10 people in the crowd. The club was pretty low energy which I think is something the club needs to fix to get more customers in. I took a seat at the main stage and was greeted by several dancers since it was a pretty dead night. Most were 5’s to 7’s with no one being hot. That is a big departure from years past when the majority of the women were 8’s and above. After awhile, I decided to give one of the girls a shot. She was a tall, leggy brunette with gorgeous fake D cup breasts whose name I forgot. She was definitely the hottest of the bunch. I went for the topless dance for $40 plus the extra $5 dance fee that apparently goes to the house. I was excited for the dance since she had such a great body, but it quickly led to disappointment. She kept whispering in my ear for the entire dance trying to upsell me on a private room. I don’t mind the up selling, but she wasn’t focused on the actual dance itself. It was a big turnoff and trying to up sell me without actually performing the lap dance had the opposite effect. I politely declined and moved back to the main stage. After a few minutes, I was approached by a thick Latina names Becky who was really friendly and gave off good vibes. After a few minutes of chatting, I decided to do a dance with her, hoping to redeem the previous dancer. Becky did not disappoint. She was high energy while being really seductive at the same time. The dance was very high mileage and it really got me going. I decided to do a second song with her since she definitely earned it. After the second song, she asked if I wanted another song or a private room. I declined, but I do fully plan on going back and doing a private with her. I decided to go back to the main stage and check out a few more dancers before going home. All in all, it was an up & down visit. It is sad to see how far downhill the club has gone since I first went in the late 90s when the women were smokin hot and less inhibited and the club was crowded even on a rainy Saturday afternoon. Oh well, I guess there’s a reason why they call it the good ol’ days. Despite how much the quality has gone down, I still enjoy going back every now and again. And I don’t plan on stopping as long as they still have high mileage dances
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