Well It Is Idaho Afterall

We love ldaho! But there is a reason it is not famous for its gentlemen’s clubs. We hit the club on our way to Montana. Stopped at Cabela’s down the street and came across this place. We weren’t looking for or expecting to find a club between Spokane and Coeur D’Alene. But, we thought we’d check it out.

We hit the Kon Tiki Bar next door for some beers and UFC. The bartender asked if we were going next door and she offered to give us receipts for $5 off. We finished our beers and headed next door.

We were still hit for $10 at the door. So, cover is apparently $15 normally. Seemed a bit high because it didn’t include a soft drink. We never did get approached by a waitress to buy one. We sat down by the stage, but not at the rail. There were a couple creepy looking guys and didn’t want to be associated with them. So we sat at a table. We were quickly approached by a very tall, bigger girl who gave us the rundown. $25 table dances, $50 private dances across the club, and $360 for 30 minutes in the “Hydeaway.” She said $60 goes to the house. We didn’t care. That just seemed like too much from the talent we were seeing.

We all tried a $25 dance from 3 of the maybe 5 girls working. It was around 8:00 on a Saturday night and that seemed very slow. Nobody came back with a good review of their table dances. They each took us to the side boothy seats. My girl was older than she looked from afar. She offered the $25 dance or a $50 “extra naughty” dance. I stuck with $25. So did my friends. We decided we didn’t miss out on much. But, we’ll never know. As soon as my girl started dancing she brushed my hand off her hip and said “no touching.” That set the tone. I suffered through the dance.

After each of us got a dance we headed out. It didn’t look to be picking up after about an hour. Saw a couple more girls come in. But, weren’t worth waiting around for.