High end, lower contact

Of my three favorite Minneapolis clubs, Seville, Spearmint Rhino and Dream Girls, Seville costs the most and has the least contact, but don't let that drive you away. It offers the highest number of 9s and 10s in the state (and my home state next door). I always leave feeling poorer, but very well entertained, as long as I'm not looking for the high mileage, more earthy fare over at Dream Girls.

I got in free with a same-day sports ticket, which I think saved me ten bucks. They make their money from drinks, which are on the high side, but still less than $10 for a beer. I think there's a men's room valet on weekends, but there wasn't last Thursday, thank God.

I've never sprung for VIP, so I can't tell you what it's like in there (it's up some steps and kind of around a corner and some pillars from the main club). The main room of the club is very well furnished and softly lighted, as a higher-end club should be. Small round tables and wheelie chairs that make it easy for the dancers to sit on your lap while they make their pitch or while you buy them drinks.