Got to try it once!

I found myself in SF on a Sunday night with nothing to do and happened upon Mitchell Bros. Having never been inside before, I figured I would give it a try. It does seem like the kind of place that should be on a strip club bucket list.

And like everyone else who has ever been there has said, it is crazy expensive. And, on that night, incredibly boring.

While there were at least a half dozen dancers, there were fewer patrons. The only part that was open was the main stage. Even so, there was one song without a dancer in between every dancer's set. Each dancer did two songs, getting fully nude by the end, but none were remotely erotic. I did have four dancers come up to me to propose private dances, with varying levels of suggestions -- from the generic "you'll have a good time" to the more specific "you can take him out and we'll play". But the cost was ridiculous and certainly not worth it. i left within a half-hour, having spent only the cover charge.