I decended down the stairs of...

I decended down the stairs of the Miami Club this afternoon. I nearly tripped from being blinded by the darkness and the odd levels around the bar. You step off the landing of the steps to a room with couches on your right. the bar is in the middle of the room on your left. The rooms are double the width of most Block bars. There are tables against the wall around most of the bar. You step down a level to walk around them. The bar seats are nearly surrounded by a railing and down another level. The bartender bragged that the place was not a high pressure place like the other bars around, and he was correct. It was a good thing because this might be worst bunch of dancers I've seen in years. Four of the five went right past padded and curvy to stuffed and rounded. One was barely taller than she was wide or thick. The last was so thin she could get lost in a roll of any of the other dancers. I only rate it a 3 because I was given the Block quiz of name, job and where you from. I will only return when I get pushed down the stairs.