Lap Dances Aren't Topless But The Club Is Nude???? Wtf???

I only went to this club in Baltimore. Based on reviews it seems other clubs have the same pricing structure but if you aren't used to it, it will blow your mind.

So cover was $20 and we arrived at 10pm. Everyone was very welcoming. Sat at the bar next to the main stage with a buddy. The girls get completely nude on stage and its a full bar. Something I'm definitely not used to. But here is where it gets tricky. If you want a lap dance, it is NOT $20. It is $30 and they are FULLY clothed. WTF? You can get topless dances but you have to pay $160 for 4 and you can't get any less than 4. For that amount you might as well do VIP. Was quoted $300 for a half hour and $600 for an hour. If you pay that with a credit card there is a 20% surcharge and if you go to the ATM you can only get $200 at a time and you will pay a $10 fee.

Got two sets of 4 dances from Teagan and Blake. Both were GREAT dancers and gorgeous. Honestly, I think both of them could be the fuck of the century and I think there is a good chance that Blake is just a total nympho. Anyway, great mileage but then again, $160 for 4 is steep. But, the dances were solid. They let the hands roam quite a bit and there was a lot of friction/grinding along with light kissing. Kitty was flashed multiple times.