Elite Cabaret Gentleman's Club
Closed
910 N Mcclintock Dr Tempe, AZ 85281

Maybe it's better at night?

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smoothorhairy
Jul 19, 2017, 9:09 PM
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Visited: Not Provided Afternoon

I truthfully don't know how this place stays open. Now granted I am a day-time strip clubber, but that really should not make much difference except in the number of dancers you encounter, but at Elite day-time might just as well equal "closed". I went in to Elite because it was on a direct path home after work, the first time I went in there was no one, and I mean no one to be seen. No bartender, no bouncer, no dj and for sure no dancers. I sat down at the bar out of sheer curiosity to see if I had stumbled into a closed establishment. Turns out every one was out back smoking at the same time. They apologized, bought me my first beer for free and said the dancers would be out in 5 minutes.

They have several small round stages with chairs all around them so I picked one and took a seat figuring that when the dancers came out they would dance on the stage I was sitting at since I was the only customer in the place. Nope. The first girl came out when right past me and began dancing on another stage. I waited a minute then picked up my beer and moved to the stage she had chosen. She did three dances and never removed a stitch of clothing. WTF? The second girl came out and did the same thing. Turns out they said that before 5 they only did bikini dances. Well I finished my beer and left.

I came back three more times and no one pulled the "bikini dance" bull shit on again thank goodness. But every time I was there I never saw more than two dancers. Again I know day shifts are thin but two? That is ridiculous. And they were doing three dance turns on stage but only one of three would be topless. That's crap too, I want to see boobs at a strip club, if I want to look at girls in bikinis I just go down to the pool.

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