The scent of pussy

This summer I went to Ye Olde Axe because of all the recommendations I had read and because of one extremely important thing - it had full nude lap dances with full on touching! (even though this is supposed to be illegal in England).

When I entered my first impression was terrible. The place was quite small, and it looked like most of the girls were just sitting around a table chatting to each other and eating. Their food and litter would be all over a couple of tables so it would be quite messy. The pub has a tiny stage and a girl will dance there after having collected a pound or two from every customer there. These stage dances are very uninspiring though and quite boring, even though most of them ended with a fully nude girl (for the last few seconds). However it was during one of these dances I got to see the lovely Alice.

At first glance, most of the girls at Ye Olde Axe were quite unattractive and some were downright fat. But there were also a few diamonds among the coal. Three of the girls I saw there that evening were among the most beautiful I have ever seen. Because the great thing about this place is the private dances. You can pay £20 for a fully nude lap dance (lasts about 3-5min), or you can pay £40 for what the girls called a naughty dance. The dance has the same length (1 song), but you can touch, kiss and lick her all over during that song.