One visit was enough

I have passed this place a few times before but it always looked dead. Apart from its listing here, I would not have known that it was a strip club. I passed again yesterday in the morning and I saw a notice that a licence for fully nude striptease had been granted. So, I came back in the evening to check.

£5 ($7.66) entrance which was not a good start. Otherwise, prices were typical: beer at a typical price for the area and £1 ($1.33) per dance to the girl. An odd layout. A small stage with two table and two benches end on to it. Even though there were quite a few customers, only one bench was occupied so I took the other. More comfortable than usual but I had to bend my head for a good view. The other bench would have been better but it was occupied. You would not want to share a bench with someone you did not know well. There was also a small standing area but I did not see anyone using it. It would have been good if the shows were good.

Sadly, the shows were not good. The first girl was old, fat, and had loads of tattoos. The best few were just slightly too fat. The last that I saw was huge; I have never a stripper so big. Possibly the biggest naked woman that I have ever seen.