Why oh why do I do this to myself

I've been in Dixie Divas before, it was a long time ago and I promised myself I would never go back. Oddly a few drinks later it seemed like the best idea I'd ever had. Fast forwards to me trudging through the pelting rain and arriving soaking wet. The man with the grey beard behind the bar was about as cheery as ever, perhaps because I was the only patron and his 2 'ladies' were sitting at the bar playing with their phones. The girl who apparently got the next punter approached me, said hi, told me her name in an unintelligible drunken slur and climbed onto my lap skipping the usual pleasantries. To be fair I'd come here for their lax approach to rules so that didn't bother me a great deal though the apparent inebriation of the dancer did. We chatted for a short while and she became more playful whilst getting her shit together. We agreed that we would go to the VIP room and settled on a price that struck me as cheap. Still I figured run with it and see where it took us. I got the 'free' bottle of 'champagne' which was neither and followed the unnamed girl up the stairs, a task that was clearly a challenge for her in her crazy heals. Once we got upstairs and comfortable in a room that was about as inviting as the house I lived in at college I found out why the low price. The painters were in and while there would usually be little to no limit tonight the kitty was off the menu. That was a little disappointing but clearly something she wasn't willing to move on. Still we chatted, made the best of the situation and she made up for the limitation in great style. When we were done we headed back down stairs with me donating the bottle to her given I didn't think it was drinkable. She apparently was happy to consume what ever was alcoholic. I felt kind of sorry for her which is never really the feeling you want leaving a club. Total cost including drinks and tips ran about $250. I do like lower quality high mileage clubs but next time this seems like a good idea I think I'll talk myself out of it.