Gorgeous Club, Expensive - Low Value

Well, i was without the family and had some alone time, so I decided to try a new club since I tend to always go to Visions, but I have heard forever just how awesome club Penthouse is, so I gave it a whirl. I'm from the NOLA area, so I hopped in the car and off I went. Now first, if you're a local, you know as we all do that parking right off will set you back about 30 bucks, so I parked on Decatur, paid my ransom and began my trek. I arrived at the Penthouse Club, and immediately you can tell this place is high class. Just a beautiful place beginning with the exterior. Upon entering, a guy was walking out and asked if I wanted a VIP entrance card since he had an extra from his hotel. Bonus! No cover. I'm not sure what the cover charge was to enter because of this, but it looked like a couple fellas ahead of me might have paid 15 bucks. I gave the hostess my free entrance card and in I went.

Now I have to say, this is a gorgeous club. The lighting is impeccable. Unlike most clubs that are kept very dark, the lighting here, while somewhat dim, is much brighter than most places. There are three stages, one large main stage and two side stages. I walked over and grabbed one of the few available seats near a side stage and began to enjoy the shows. There were many dancers in the club, i would guess in the neighborhood of 20. These ladies were all top notch, very gorgeous. They had perfect bodies and very few had tattoos, and the ones who did tended to have smaller, less noticeable tattoos, unlike the fully painted dancers one might be used to at other establishments. The nationalities were varied, with the dancers being predominately white, but a few AA dancers, 2 who appeared to be Hispanic, and a few Asian dancers

However, the one thing they all had in common was they all looked like models. Their body types were fairly similar, but breast sizes ranged from perfect perky Bs to DDs. Most appeared real, while a few ladies appeared to have implants. And every woman I had the privilege of coming near smelled as good as she looked.

Now, while the club was amazing and the girls were knockout gorgeous, the prices here were waaay in another stratosphere compared to my usual stomping grounds. Right away, when ordering my first drink, I was astounded at the 12 dollar price. I was very happy I brought a good bit of cash with me

After about 2 hours, and by myself, I spent just under 50 dollars just on drinks, and for the price they were weak as hell.