I have to refute the review...

I have to refute the review of 'bigboob'. Full disclosure, this club is my local, so take it for what it's worth. Anyhow, went in there last night (Tuesday) going for the average rub-n-gun, which is very common - guys, if you're not getting major contact here, you've got the wrong girl, or you need a shower. Anyhow, I got totally taken by surprise by a lady going by Natalie, who's 20 but speaks/acts like she's 40. Not cynical or jaded, but worldly. Smart as a freakin' whip. Utter babe too, if you like 5'5" thin blonds with all natural features. She sat down about 15 seconds after I did (normally a deal killer for me) but then she started talking and talking cool. Interesting stuff. Stuff I wanted to talk about too. Honest to pete, in 15 minutes I wanted her as a girlfriend; a total crush on her. What the hell is THAT all about? That doesn't happen to me, not ever. I understand *business*. But, oh well, there it goes. Although now that it seemed like we were a little closer than average and so the dancing got a little weirdly shy, I decided that she needed to make some money as there were only myself and one other guy in the place, so I took her back for three sets of two dances each. With tips, I was out $75 total and worth every penny and then some. Her last words to me might just be a thought for us all - "I liked you; you could talk and say things other than 'You blond stripper, you get naked now'..." might be we could clean up our act a bit, fellers, eh?