Very nice place. A friend who's...

Very nice place. A friend who's a fan has said "It's a great bar that just happens to have half-naked women." I might not go that far, but the drinks are good (if pricey), the food is great, and the service is generally very good. On busy nights, it can be hard to get a waitress's attention (and almost as hard to get a dance), but on weekday nights when there isn't a Timberwolves game, you can end up with people falling all over themselves to make you happy, especially if you're dressed nicely.

The girls are generally quite nice, ranging from fairly pretty to drop-dead gorgeous. By and large, they tend towards slender and toned with small tits. Some of the stage-shows involve enough ass-shaking and vicarious touching to make your pulse race, but most of them are fairly tame. There were a couple girls who seemed to just go through the room asking "wanna dance?" constantly, but the hustle wasn't as hard as at Schiek's. Most girls seemed more than happy to sit down with us (or on our laps) for a couple songs and talk us up to try and get a dance. The lap dances (called "tableside dances" by the DJ) involved a lot of the girl sitting on my lap, running her hands over her and over me, and laying lightly on me. Definitely fun, but no grinding and not something that would get me off. Still, the eye contact and hands in my hair had my pulse racing and my cheeks blushing; I'm glad the lighting was pretty red-tinted, otherwise my buddies would never have let me forgive it.

The drinks are very pricey by the standards of a regular bar, and a little on the spendy side as strip joints go. On the other hand, the waitresses are dead sexy and dressed in very low-cut tops, so you're getting a little tit with your Bud. I've been told that some of them dance as well as wait tables (like the bartender Nichole, a heartbreaking brunette), but they're in the minority. The food is generally tasty and with good-sized portions; the pasta dishes especially are a full dinner.