Passions Men's Club
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3921 Downman Rd New Orleans, LA 70126

First and Last Time Going

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StacyRaySosa
Feb 7, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

I was in town for Mardi Gras but it's not what I expected. Mardi Gras was okay at best.

I got to Passions at around 10:30 and I make my way up the grey staircase upstairs.The club isn't very big at all. There are two catwalk stages with a pole at the end with stools surrounding them. the bar is to the far back right with the dressing room and bathroom right next to it. Soon as i walk in, it's all eyes on me. I couldn't have been there for more than 15 seconds before "Creationz" walks up to me and ask what do I want to do tonight. I play dumb like I haven't read reviews and she says "we suck and fuck here, every girl here giving pussy. You're not from here because everyone that comes in here are regulars. You see that Mexican guy over there? He's one of my regulars he's going to stand there for awhile and then ask me to go back and then leave so as he walks out the booth. Most people know that when they come here." She wasn't the pretty at all but I wanted to call her bluff and drum up attention. The booths are wooden with a dingy couch/chair hybrid used for dances and bacteria cultivation. The previous reviews are right, it's disgusting. I used my jacket as a body condom. There is a wood stool /table planted in the ground obstructing positions as well so don't think you can do what you want in the style you want. Sure enough, she unzips my pants and pulls my dick out but I have to put on the condom. Her head was good. Warm, wet, no teeth. Her pussy was extremely weak and it makes sense because that's not something that gets better with time. I'm also short and the girls don't sit on the couch so doggy isn't going to happen properly. She also made it clear that these girls will meet you outside of the club but it's slightly more. There core business comes from regulars. Later on, it makes sense why she was so quick.

I go back to a bar stool and Storm comes and talks to me. She wants to have fun for 40, I'm trying to finish a important series of text but she keeps at it. I go back there texting the whole time and I told her that. I really didn't want to entertain none of it but she was getting somewhat aggressive and the security guard was fixated on me. (K9 Security Patrol if you were wondering) I assume he kept looking at me because I was the new guy. I made it clear I didn't want a dance right then but overall she looks okay. Fat ass with a one piece on.

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