This is the club I want...

This is the club I want to love, but can't despite how much I try. There's a wild variance in talent here, from 6s to 9s. There's a practice here that really drives me insane, every time I walk in I get bombarded by a dancer (great, right?). I imagine this is a tactic used by the most desperate, or at least in my experience, it's always girls I am not in any way attracted to. In every instance, I try to maintain a gentleman's composure and politely decline. They don't accept it, ever.

They latch on like a lamprey and won't stop nagging and performing their feeble attempts at teasing. The end result is I'm cock blocked by these terrible dancers. Management needs to have a serious talk to their dancers, because on several occasions, I've come in, had a single beer, and left because I can't shake that one dancer. They're annoying and ruins the entire evening. I for one am not going to pay for dances with someone I don't feel any attraction for, and their hanging on to me nonstop is preventing the others from approaching.