So a couple of buddies of...

So a couple of buddies of mine and I had gone to another Phoenix strip club, which shall remain nameless but which you should be able to determine if you find my review where I say that I was so damn bored I was falling asleep. Once I realized that that was not going to entertain us, we got the hell out and went to our old standby - Centerfold's.

Now Centerfold's is a place of many great memories for me. This was the first strip club I ever went to. My first lap dance. Some other fun stuff, if you get my drift. And so I was quite happy to go back.

Totally worth it, too. We parked our asses by the stage on the full nude side. Always nice to see some naked, shaved snatch up close. One particularly busty dancer had a grand old time smothering my buddies and I in her heaving bosom. Not long after she got off the stage, she came and asked me if I wanted a dance.

Now, I only had $80 in my wallet, and Centerfold's dances are not cheap, but what the fuck. I went for it, and - as usual - left a satisfied customer. If only I didn't live 2,000 goddamn miles away, I would spend far more money than I should here.

TL;DR: Centerfold's is fucking awesome and it has completely naked hot chicks. What more do you want?