So here's the deal. There is...

So here's the deal. There is nothing particularly wrong with Bliss. The dancers are hot. It's a nice looking club. They have fucking funny t-shirts for sale (which I sure as hell can't wear around the people I live/work with in tightass NC, but whatever). Their bartenders and bouncers are cool.

But Jesus fucking Christ, Bliss is bloody boring. I mean, seriously. I went there with a couple of my buddies, we each got a beer, we sat next to the stage and flung one dollar bills at the dancers, and I swear to God, it was all I could do to not fall asleep. And this was on FRIDAY. No strip club in the world should be so boring that you're falling asleep sitting by the stage on a Friday!

I don't know. Maybe they need to turn the music up. Maybe there should be a mandatory shot of Red Bull when you walk in the door. Maybe the dancers need to put more titties in more faces, I just don't know. All I know is that back in the day, when I still lived in Phoenix, one of my co-workers used to tell me all the time about how awesome Bliss was. Maybe being a chick, she enjoyed it more, but I just didn't get the appeal. I'd be hesitant to go back, just because I'd be afraid my cover charge would go right to me falling asleep next to the stage.