JRs overall review (frequent-ish flier)
JR's is a shithole, but it's a convenient shithole for me. Just off of the 5 train at Dyre ave, it's in an industrial area that sees a lot of car traffic, but limited foot traffic save for the auto-body shop nearby. It's pretty run down on the outside, with a parking lot that rarely has more than 3 cars, but the inside isn't as bad. Music does vary but almost always skews toward either spanish (dembow), black (hip-hop), or afro-caribbean (dancehall and afrobeats). There is a stage area behind the bar where one dancer is usually up there, and the rest tend to roam around the floor. The 'private dance' area is very much out in the open, but away from the bar and ATM, and the girls tend to know their angles pretty well in regard to concealing things for privacy. I haven't seen the bathrooms, or the back rooms that purportedly exist for longer sessions, but all in all it's a decent spot. I tried to play pool there once, but after paying I realized that there were balls missing from the pool table that the Bartender was unable to locate for me. Fully nude club so no alcohol officially, but this is one of those spots where everything is for sale as long as enough trust and money exists.
In regard to people, JRs usually has a black dude at the door (often asleep), who will pat you down and send you in. Once you're in, your first stop has to be the bar, where a matronly white or asian teacher looking lady is dispensing NA drinks, providing 1s, and generally running the show. In regard to the girls there's usually between 1-5 black girls depending on time of day, with 1 spanish girl who's also there most of the time. The black girls vary from enhanced manmade bodies, to plump but mostly firm natural bodies with some pudge. There's one specific girl that's a knockout with beautiful tits, but if you're familiar with Caribbean beauty standards then just know that it's a good mix of body types popular with Caribbean men. They are very aggressive in pursuit, especially when a young guy like me comes in, and I love seeing how far I can get them to go for one dollar out of my hand. "Take your titties out" or "Bend over and spread" is usually obliged immediately, and followed up with a request for another dollar. They tend to approach and try to lead you immediately to the dance area. Bad bitches by my standards, but I love thick women, caribbean women, and aggressive slutty women so this place works well for me.
In regard to pricing, cover has always been $10 when I've gone, with a mandatory two drink minimum upon entry, with each drink being $8. (Available options are water, soda, redbull, and juice depending on the day, I'm unsure about the under the table liquor prices). So immediately off of the walk-in you're down $26 dollars. $1-5 dollars is sufficient to keep the interest of a girl long enough to see some titties or pussy (if they're not already out, some of these bitches are in just a fishnet get up or have their tits swinging already), and guage if you'd like a dance. They do get quite pushy if money isn't coming out of your pockets, and on days where I've wanted to take a second to relax before having company. I have had to get a little bit rude in asking for their patience. Dances are quoted at 25/song, but the level of the music and nastiness (positive) of the girls makes it easy to lose track. During dances you'll be offered more, and my understanding is that the going rate is 100/handy, 200/blowie, 300/CFS. Oftentimes when dancing the girl will put her pussy in your face and open it up for a view, and reach into your pants while trying to entice you to pay more. I've had more attractive friends pay $50 for a blowjob on a slower day/night, but I think that whoever runs the club is very strict about their splits, and as such the girls tend to be pretty stuck on their prices. On a slow afternoon I've paid the latina jawn $200 total + cover and drinks ($26) for a two-pop handjob (I tend to stay hard), where I was allowed to suck titties, finger her pussy, choke her lightly, and talk dirty into her ear and hear her ask me for "leche". I've successfully negotiated a handjob down to $75, and managed to apply money from a dance to the balance for a service, but be warned that if you don't plan on spending more, you should not inquire as to what else is available. "$75 is all I have" got me 3/4 of the way there with a handjob from a beautiful chocolate panamanian with some lovely breasts, but when I asked if I could pay via cashapp to get more, and then decided against it, everything came to a stop before I could pop. When you run out of money or decide you're done spending, you'll be advised by your girl to head directly to the exit, and if you don't listen you'll be swarmed by other girls leading you to the ATM. "No" is a suggestion here (which is just how I like it), but if you're sensitive, soft, or easily taken advantage of leave your cards and any cash you're not willing to part with outside of the establishment. Girls will give you their information to see them outside of the club, but all that I've spoken to quote services at 100+ higher than they are on premises.
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