Just moved to SF and its...

Just moved to SF and its the first time I have wandered over to this area for some fun. I walked around a bit to check out the general vibes and compare the deals. Seemed like the doorman here was working the hardest, and offering the best deals. Heads up to use the ATM before, all these clubs have $7.00 fees for theirs. Strike 1

I got in at a discounted rate, $5 and was offered a free "beer" to sweeten the pot. They pored me a beer in a cup and handed it to me, realized a bit later it was O'douls and non alcoholic! Strike 2...

The place was pretty dead, but it was 5pm on a weeknight. The girls weren't bad, a good mix of white girls, asian, and black. A bit of all shapes for everyones pleasure, but nothing to write home about. Watched the small table in the center of the room and got a decent show from a few girls. After a while a very well endowed girl offered me a dance and led me to a booth in the back to "talk". She promises me the world and as we agree on our terms and prices she begins to share the goods. After a bit of petting she starts the upsales. Long story short she spends the 2 dances I paid for talking money and trying to upsale me.Strike 3