You walk into a black box...

You walk into a black box of a room, except it's so bright it's more of a white box. The whole shebang is unlike anything you're going to be used to unless you've been here before, because it's this troupe's particular erotic show, not so much wedded to anyone else's concept of it.

Some seats are better than others. If you're perched on a lonely chair by a table you're going to have lots of naked women sitting in your lap where it would be hard to balance a teacup. On the other hand, if you get the corner place with your back to the wall, a girl in your lap can be a nice private experience behind a little table.

The dancers don't start till about 9, and it's only thursdays, Fridays, and Satuday nights. For three bucks they're in your lap topless, grinding a little too quickly to have it be much like a private dance, but for that fleeting minute or so she is indeed grinding, topless, and you can touch theyr breasts within reason. But the more you hold back on that, I've found, the better the grinds get the next time around.