I went during Mardi Gras and...

I went during Mardi Gras and I was severely disappointed. I was trying to introduce my girlfriend to the strip club scene. I figured I'd start somewhere tame. The more posh the place the less likely the back is any fun. Well the front wasn't any fun here either. When we first got there there was a girl on stage who disappeared shortly after we got in. About 10 minutes later our drinks came, finished the drinks, and in all that time there still wasn't another girl on stage. Damn near the only girl I saw in the place was the waitress who gave us a hard time about the drinks. And the music they played wasn't even suitable for stripping. I'm pretty sure I remember a song from a Disney movie being played. I would never go back there again. It was the worst strip club I've ever been in. Fortunately there's a dozen others on Bourbon Street all right next to it.