Was down in Miami and passing...
Was down in Miami and passing by the Miami main stay - Take One Lounge. Of course, when I saw the parking lot a little slow and I knew it was a time there would be no cover - I had no choice but to go in. The layout of the club has been identified completely in previous reviews but will just say a small club with one full size bar that runs the width of the club and one dance stage in the middle. To be fair to the club - keep in mind - I caught this club at about 6PM - before evening rush and after midday rush. There were only about four to five dancers on duty and there were about 20 customers in the club. I was surprised to see there was only one girl I would consider dancing with. Lucky for me - she approached me for some dances. She seemed nice and was clear that she was having a slow day and anxious for some dances. So being the kind sole I am (and horny as hell) - I was happy to accommodate her. Like all the girls in this club she had a huge booty but also had a very pretty face (unlike the other four). I asked her how much dances were and she said five and ten. Friction for ten or just $5 for regular dance. I knew this was bullshit but I decided to let it ride (this was my first mistake) as I usually pay ten dollars a dance anyway - even though most secondary Miami clubs have $5 lap dances which has always been the case at Take One. I knew she was robbing me for the $5 but figured I would let her have it. After ONE dance - she was called to the dance stage. She asked if I would wait and I said sure. I reached in my pocket and gave her $10 - this is when she said she did two songs. More bull shit. I told her I was fully capable of counting and it was only one. I paid her the twenty and gave her a look to kill. I waited until she got on stage and was looking right at me - made a demonstrative walk straight for the door. Just wanted her to know - her twenty just cost her at least $100. A total rob - I never had that type of experience at this club and i am sure this was an isolated incident. I can't deter people from this club for this one visit - as in the past I have never had this type of experience. Just beware - some sharks out there...
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