My friend and I took a...

My friend and I took a might off to go "Shitty titty" hopping. I'm pretty sure Merriam-Webster would have this bar pictured. It's one of the shitholes on Iberville where strippers go to die and decompose. When we arrived there were 3 dancers pathetically trying to entice passerby into their den. One looked like a cracked out drag queen with a beer gut. Another was a methed out blonde with missing teeth.

My friends and I proceeded inside where we were met with hostile stares from the resident dancers. The stage is on the actual bar. The owner was friendly enough and hired me without me auditioning. Just for shits and giggles I asked to. I was led up a circular wrought iron staircase to a shoebox sized dressing room. I had only brought my crappiest outfit and nothing of value.