Well my first visit to the...

Well my first visit to the Rhino. I heard so much about the $10 dances and was looking forward to an exciting evening. As I arrived it was a very nice and clean club. The review of the girls was impressive. It was a rather odd setup with a main stage and a smaller one in the back. The girls were working both stages.

As I mentioned I was ready for a good night. But after about an hour I realized I was just bored. It is a shame and I have never had to write a review like this. Here was a really nice club. Very clean. Nice looking girls. A really good. Plenty of people getting dances. But everything that was happening was rather vanilla. Yes, there was naked women on the stage but they were not putting any effort into the dances. the second stage was not large enough to dance. So, the girl just stands there and shifts her weight from side to side. It happened all night. Some of the dancers did even bother removing their clothing. They looked bored. The crowd looked bored. I was bored.

I went for two lap dances, and there was nothing about either of them that stood out - major air dances. The one girl was from England. She was beautiful, but boring. The other girl was from France. Again, beautiful, nothing in the fun category.