Was the best club open on...

Was the best club open on a friday afternoon on Bourbon. 7 girls working with none exceeding the height/weight limitation rule that should be enforced at all clubs. $30 privates in sort of private booths to songs cut at 2.5 minutes. Neither girl asked if I wanted to continue...so they weren't seling so I wasn't buying. My second dance was with a girl who said it was her second day dancing. Normally I don't fall for that line but during her very lame private I realised that she didn't have a clue what she was doing...she was cute though. The courtyard stage looked cool but they only use it during mardi gras and jazz fest when things are really busy. It would be cool to see dancers in the natural light for once though. Privates were topless with moderate grind but nothing to really get things going. Beers were happy-hour priced at $3.50.