Well, made another mistake of stopping...

Well, made another mistake of stopping in here to check things out. Asked for a drink, no soda so it was just vodka and water, not the worst thing in the world, but she was honest about it and offered to get a new drink. Cutest girl in the bar, really, so I forgave her and drank it. One thing that I noticed about the place was that the bathroom was about 75% renovated! Holy cow, it was dry, no urine on the floor or whatever the liquid was, the toilet stall was brand new, the urinals were moved so you don't feel like you're pissing on the back wall when the door opens, wow. If I had to take a shit, I'd actually consider doing it there! The sink area was the same, they didn't get to that, but the rest was very nice! That was the highlight of the time there!

I sit down at a table, really not much going on, checked out the dancer on stage and looked around for other dancers and the talent was at a 5 level at best. Eventually Melissa stops by and says hi, usual small chat, then she asks for a dance and adds that it's a "limited time offer". I asked, "What is a limited time offer?" and she said that she was debating leaving early so my chance to have a dance with her was limited. Okay, I looked her up and down and she was probably the best looking there that I could tell, which wasn't saying much really.

Off we go to the shitty dance area and I notice that it seems like some of the homemade benches were re-done as they were better than I'd ever seen them. Maybe it was just the one I was on. Anyway, again another highlight. Melissa was a brunette, probably the slimmest dancer there, fake tits that were okay looking for fake tits, and an okay ass and pussy. A little bit of grinding, but not much, and although whenever I put my hands on her at all, not even groping her ass or tits, she would move away and avoid the touch. Okay, I get it, no touching. So, put my hands to the side and let her finish an awful dance and called it a night with her.