Cabaret NOLA
3229 Lisa Dr Metairie, LA 70003

Gone downhill quite a bit of...

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Mike_the_traveler
Sep 14, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Gone downhill quite a bit of late. Recent visit was very disappointing, almost not worth the effort. May have to venture over east to Visions even though this is a LOT more convenient for me. You used to pretty much always be able to come in here and hang out, see some pretty girls, have a decent time. Sometimes it would be VERY good, other times just good, but never really bad.

Last two visits have changed this trend. Girls were not hideous, but certainly going downhill. Crowds totally dead, though I do have to admit both were weeknights. Still, it was D-E-A-D. The girls on stage had little energy and pretty much looked like they just wanted to get out of there. A few girls walking around with the perfunctory "want a dance" routine but they seemed to be going through the motions. Wait service was slow, finally I had to go up to the bar myself and wait a bit to even get a beer. Not quite sure why they didn't even seem interested in taking my drink money. On both recent visits the barmaid was by far the cutest thing there.

Facility hasn't changed, its decent while not grandiose. Typical peninsula stage with seating around it, and a small round stage in the back which I haven't seen used at all recently. DJ booth along one side, and smallish but not so private dance booths off the other side. As always, private dances here are little or no contact, and poor value for what they charge. Bathroom isn't total dive, but also pretty spartan. One bar along the back wall. This used to be a pretty reliable place, but not so sure anymore. Not yet taking it totally off my list and may give it a try when in the area next, but certainly not going out of my way to go here.

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