It's the normal I wish were normal everywhere.

Playhouse is easy to find. There are not that many pink buildings in Burlington. Plenty of parking. Very safe during the day. The space is typical NJ strip club: platform in the middle of the bar, TVs on the outside wall (and too small to really enjoy the game), bar stools. There were a few other patrons; all very low key and all over 45, I would guess. The dance area is to the left of the entrance, not that far from the bar. No alcohol; I don't remember how much my bottle of water cost but it was not insane. Bar tender was friendly and efficient. Booths are adequate. Not frightening. Not fancy. But plenty of privacy and more than enough room.

The great thing about this place is the vibe. It's VERY friendly, not high pressure, but you know why you are there, and they know why you are there, and everything after that is done with a smile. And the girls...many of them are famous, and with reason. I was sitting at the bar for less than 5 minutes when who should say hello but Cayenne...wow. Her menu did not meet my requirements, but no doubt she is one of the sexist MILFs I have ever encountered. If her repertoire is what you are looking for, you can't do better. She's the kind of older stripper you dream of meeting one day when she is on vacation and you are on vacation and fate just throws you together....But that afternoon, neither of us were on vacation. So, after a fun couple of dances with her, I went back to the bar. Met a younger, bigger, cute girl who's name I don't recall; probably begins with "I". She was very straight forward in a good way. Not my body type, but her face was really beautiful, and what i was hoping for mostly involved her face. And that was that. Met expectations. Left still thinking about Cayenne. Total investment was in the 3 roses range for the whole afternoon.

If the place were not so far away I would be there 3 times a week.