First time I had ever been...

First time I had ever been to Xplicit. Went with a couple of friends; got in free because we're military (that right there was huge for me). There was an interesting variety of dancers on shift that night - body-wise, they ranged from meth-head skinny to... well, one of them had a pretty damn big ass. The dances they did - both onstage and on the floor - were less than enthusiastic. My buddies and I each got dances from a couple of girls, and by and large, we were fairly disappointed - one of them got a dance from a girl who started talking about her psycho ex-husband, another got a dance that was just low, low energy, and I got one from a girl who, while hot, had a strict no-touching policy. Now, you want to talk boobs, ass, pussy, I get not touching those areas, but no touching AT ALL?! Lame shit.

THAT HAVING BEEN SAID.

There was one dancer - Jenny - who made my entire night worth my while. She had big natural boobs and glasses, and that combination together goes a long way with me. Now, I will grant, she had the no-touching for the most personal parts, but the more she danced for me, the more lenient she got, letting ass and boob grabs slide. As far as her energy and enthusiasm went - well, I am positive she was on a mission to make me cum. She got me damn close, too, enough so that I started leaking a little bit, at which point, she stopped and asked if I had. When I said no, she seemed disappointed, which, while it might have been an act, certainly worked for me. By the time she was done with me, I could barely walk.

Anyway. Moral of this story is, Xplicit's got some DECIDEDLY worthwhile girls, but you have to look for them.