So this club is as bad...

So this club is as bad as you think. The layout and physicality are old, sort of dirty, and way below the pricing structures. On the back wall you can get a pricey table dance for 30-40, depending on your negotiating skills. The dancers run the gambit from crack whore skinny to decent lookers. I spent a lot of time with Mandy, who was not as hot in private as she acted on the floor.

The upstairs is 360 for half an hour no matter what they promise, and the rooms are dirty and seedy. I hope they spray the couches down after each dance. Course I said the same thing about stilettos a year ago. Once in the room you can enjoy or you can buy upgrades. Depending on your wallet you can leave as happy as you can afford.

Most of the dancers run the $9 drink hustle. To add to that, they have the "baby daddy left me and I only made $7 tonight" sob story to get more money from y'all.