First time back in about 6...

First time back in about 6 months. I was down on business and had tried to hit the afternoon, but business prevented me. So managed to get an 11PM arrival. Place was buzzing as usual. I had a suit on (which was intentional) so it didn't take long to get attention. Had a korean hottie sit with me while I was getting settled in I would have had her dance for me, but she didn't want to wait a few minutes for me. Then a cuban with big bolt ons got me. spoke very little english and didn't appear very bright....thus she is a stripper. She knew enough to ask about a champaign room and quote a price. I wasn't buying. No hand contact which I am not accustomed to with Tootsies. moved on and spotted a blonde with a very nice body. She had another nice set of bolt ons and when we sat down she immediately went to the upsell for the champaign room. Told her I wasn't interested tonight. during the second song I suggested a little hand action and she said not downstairs. that's a first. Did something change since I was at Tootsies 4 months ago?

Anyway, I was going to keep working my way through the ladies, but when I went into the men's room I noticed the whole fromt of my white shirt and suit was spray on tan from the blonde I just had dancing for me. Is she serious? How many guys has she sent home brown?? And she wanted to take me upstairs?

From now on my first question when a girl wants to dance for me is - do you have any of that spray on tan?