Tootsie's is, without question, the best...

Tootsie's is, without question, the best strip club in Miami and one of the best clubs that I've ever been to. It manages to maintain a very casual atmosphere, while avoiding the pitfalls of becoming low class. The club itself is reasonably large, with about half the space dedicated to private dance booths. There is a center stage where as many as 4-5 girls can be dance at once on the nights when it's crowded. There is also a stage in the back section for 1-2 girls. There are seats all around the main stage, and it's very accessible if you want to tip the girls. The stage in back is easily accessible as well. The club has a somewhat small amount of sitting room, with lots of standing room. It does get pretty packed on weekends, but they are in process of moving to a larger location.

One of the great things about this club is that regardless of when you go there, there are always some incredibly beautiful women to be found. I'm extremely picky, but always manage to find at least one 9-10 even during the dayshift in the middle of the week. For the best and largest selection of beautiful women, you can't beat Friday night. Saturday is great too, but for some reason Friday seems to be the best. The great thing is that on a Friday night, you can usually find at least a dozen or more 9-10s. The tradeoff is that the place is packed (looking forward to the new location). Keep in mind that when the place is crowded, a girl is less likely to spend extra time with you because she has lots of opportunities to make money. If you want a girl to hang out with you without dropping a ton of cash, you're better off coming in during the dayshift or at the start of the week. As for dancer selection, I've come across all types of girls. I've seen beautiful Latinos, African Americans, Asians, and European girls. There are more Latinos than any other type, but there always seems to be enough diversity to satisfy almost anyone's wants.

Now, when it comes to the dances at Tootsie's... they are fantastic. You can get a table dance for $10 or a lap dance for $20. During a table dance the girl gets completely naked, and it's supposed to be an air dance with no touching (although some girls will still make good contact). I use this primarily to figure out which girls I want to get dances from. For just $10, you get to see her up close and in action. Even if you decide you'd prefer another girl, it's a bargain. Now, if you've found a girl you like, it's time to go for the $20 lap dances (with thong, not nude). Contact is EXCELLENT the vast majority of the time with major grinding. Most girls will allow you to touch breasts and ass freely, but it's always polite to ask first and the girls usually seem much more responsive to that then if you just start grabbing. I've always gotten much better mileage out of my dances by treating the girls with respect then some friends of mine who just grab away. Keep in mind that although it's expected by the patrons, the girls are not actually required to let you touch. Although it's usually not a problem, if you find a girl who won't let you touch just move on and find another.