The Penthouse Club - New Orleans
727 Iberville St New Orleans, LA 70130

I went to this club due...

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drbighead
Dec 4, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I went to this club due to it proximity to my hotel. It looks huge from the outside but is rather narrow (compared to normal clubs) once you are inside. The front of the clubs appears to be like the rest of the French Quarter businesses. There is a bar for the passers by then a door and once through the door you enter the main club. The first thing to notice is that the club is bright. Like a restaurant type brightness. There are 2 main stages with a third essentially part of a bar to the side. The chairs and seating area was very clean. The girls are 7+ really very pretty for the most part. Mostly tall white and thin with enhancements.

Many girls came by to talk and offer their services. They have an upstairs VIP which only costs 250$ for the half hour this includes the dances. Sounded like a good deal...problem was finding the right girl. As I always do I compare this club to Houston and SA clubs. For me the right girl has to be sexy but not too tall. I gotta say high heels and being 5'7'' kind of put you off my radar. But I know lots of guys love this....that's just my taste. So I finally find one girl who meets the crteria a perfect 9. She comes by and we get a dance down stairs first. This is mostly air with rules when not up in the air. I give her 2 tries and cut her loose. Back to my seat. Btw all the dances done down stairs are in the open or in a small corner...no privacy.

So I hang out more....In general I think in nola most guys are there to have fun...drink and get rouwdy and tip on the stage. The girls to their credit have incrediblle skill on the poles and can charm the guys in the front row. For me this is not what I go to strip clubs for...I want escape from reality...I want pretty girls with very little on and plenty of dark. I don't want to see or talk to another guy. The girls to their credit are very nice and always smiling. I just had to turn the, down more than once in some cases.

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