Tattle Tales Too shares a parking...

Tattle Tales Too shares a parking lot with an Acme. I guess if you are from the area this might be a bad thing, since you might see grandma shopping for dog biscuits while you are trying to go after your own biscuits. But, I think it is nice in that it makes for super easy parking. Plus, if you need money you don't have to worry about an outrageous ATM fee. You can hit Acme before you go in, or you can walk over for a lapdance walk of shame. The outside of the place is pretty fancy. But, the inside is just a standard strip club. Not especially run down, but not awfully fancy either. I went on a Saturday afternoon and it definitely felt like a regular type place. A lot of girls were at the bar sitting next to and talking to guys. They didn't seem to be trying to sell dances, but instead just having a conversation. But, it's not all bad. If you sit around long enough someone will be around.

The women dance to two songs, and then walk around the inside of the bar requesting tips (usually between the boobs). Depending on on the person, they might walk around the outside of the bar looking for more tips in all sorts of other places. The day I was there I wasn't overwhelmed by how hot the dancers where. Don't go here expecting knock outs. There was a couple of really awesome looking girls in there, but mostly just average looks. Having said that, to a woman every dancer the day I was there could dance really well. Those poles didn't know what hit it. In addition to that they are very friendly.

Lap dances are around 20 bucks, and I guess your mileage varies depending on who you go back with. The lapdance area is relatively open, with comfortable benches and lots of room to spread out.