This is the only strip club...

This is the only strip club in Santa Barbara so I was disappointed that it wasn't super extraordinary. First of all it is extremely small and there is very limited parking. They charged me 15$ to get in. There were a lot of girls but surprising only about eight customers between 10-12 at night. Mostly white and latina girls and when I walked in they were all sitting down and seemed bored. There are twenty or so tables facing the one small stage so I sat up front to watch the dances for a little bit.

A couple girls were pretty cute but most of them were either too old or amateurs. This one girl Lexi looked like it was her first time on stage and she was not at all attractive and a bit overweight. The next couple dancers looked to be about mid thirties at least and all pretty thin with barely any curves. They do go fully nude though which is nice. The girls all just seemed pretty bored and disinterested. Barely anyone asked if I wanted a dance they were just busy talking to each other. Would not recommend this club. Drive to Oxnard the spearmint rhino there has much hotter and livelier girls.