Tootsie's Cabaret
150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169

I visited this club on my...

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Mar 18, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I visited this club on my quest to visit the top ten SCs in the US as rated on this site, and have to say I was disappointed. My major complaint was the hustle in the club, a big turn off for me. Here's how it went. I pay the cover charge to get in, OK so far as all clubs have a cover. I take a seat in front of the stage and notice it is a hard plastic, uncomfortable chair. Ah, the McDonald's approach, make the chair uncomfortable so you won't want to stay in it long. A dancer comes by and tells me the comfortable chairs are upstairs, but you have to pay another $20 to get up there. Now I'm starting to feel like I'm getting ripped off, I mean what was the cover for?

On to the dancers which is why I'm there anyway. They were not the greatest, but definitely better looking over all than the other two clubs I visited in Miami. I got several lap dances, but only one was not a up-sell opportunity. One said 'you absolutely can not touch me unless you're getting more than one dance and tried to get me into the champagne room the whole conversation. Another dancer had two kinds of nasty body odor that I noticed too late into the lap dance. At one point a pair sat down next to me and started their hustle. I never do pairs, as experience has taught me it's just not worth it. The better looking one (of course) offered the champagne room. When I said it wasn't my thing, they got up and left in a huff. Nice. It was about that time I decided that the girls I really wanted were never going to leave the gathering area where they all talk, so I left. Why do they do that? I went to BTs where I had a great time.

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