Absolutely worst club I've been to,...

Absolutely worst club I've been to, mainly due to the super high pressure VIP experience. There were one rather attractive girl (7 or 8, mid 20's brunette) who came down, started the sweet-talk, rubby-rubby VIP sale. She said, quite clearly, that I would be "quite satisfied" and "wouldn't leave angry" (while rubbing on the proper spot).

I was quoted $260 for 45 minutes in the VIP room with a veiled promise of extras. Once I got up there, I was presented with a bill for over $300 to include a 20% tip for the "waitstaff" and a hard pressure sale to add a second dancer. After five minutes of saying "no", we finally got to the VIP room experience which was a second rate lapdance -- including one way, me-to-her touching on the outside of her panties and her breasts. After about 20 minutes, she asked me to open my pants and gave a couple minutes of half hearted handy-handy work and then it was announced that my time was up. Less than 30 minutes into the "45 minutes" of VIP room service and we were done. In all, a very disappointing experience.

My previous rule had been that when a girl gets friendly with what we in Detroit call the "Henry's Handshake" that you'll end up with at least a hj. Now, the new rule is that when a girl says you "won't leave angry", you will. Complete rip off.