I got one free night in...

I got one free night in New Orleans and was determined to make the best of it -- so after a close look at the reviews, figured that the best bet looked like Penthouse, if only because everyone agreed that the environment and the sheer looks of the girls were the best. So, with only an $11 cover charge, I figured it would at least be a nice place to spend an hour. Now, many hours later, with all the money I had in my pocket (not actually that much) gone, but a huge smile on my face, I can say -- wow. Yep, the place was attractive, the drinks and cover a reasonable price, and there were three poles fully occupied with amazingly athletic and curvy women, one after another. But what really made if for me was Melina from Puerto Rico. It is a lottery these places: a girl is going to come, sit with you: maybe you buy her a drink, maybe you will buy a dance -- and every now and then, it is sensational. Melina totally was. She began by sitting on my lap, but sitting is the wrong word -- she stretched herself every way, she pulled me to her, she rubbed herself against every bit (and I mean, every bit) even before we got to the point of a lap dance. Best of all, she really seemed to enjoy it -- she gave far more than I might have ever expected, she let my hands go where they would -- and moved herself against my hands just so there was no risk of understanding. I could go on, but ok, you get the picture.

Lucky for you, if you do so well as I did tonight. But the Penthouse is the market leader here just because your chances of so sensational an experience are, at least, better than elsewhere. And even if you don't do so well, it is a fine place just to hang out.