I went on a Monday night,...

I went on a Monday night, but there was a pretty good crowd for a weekday night.

For whatever reason, the dancers just were not getting on stage. The DJ would announce a new dancer, and no one would show up. Whoever was on stage would just look around kind of bouncing to the music since she could not get off until someone else got on (good policy, by the way) while the DJ practically begged a list of girls for one of them to please get on stage.

The girls who did show up were above average. I took one back for the 2-for-1 dance special. Hot, but her technique was...unusual. If you have never been to Dreamgirls, understand that these girls do not believe in air dances. A lap dance happens in your lap here. This girl, hot as she was, kept grinding me so hard I thought my johnson was going to be bruised. I had to keep asking her to lighten up, but she must have thought I was trying not to finish and that would get in the way of an extra tip for extra service and just kept bearing down.