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Sugar Daddy's

Martinsburg, West Virginia

I went to this club on...

I went to this club on Thurs. night around 10:30 pm. It was fairly busy with about a dozen girls working. Most girls I would rate as a 6 with a few that…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Stopped by at noon yesterday, several...

Stopped by at noon yesterday, several patrons and three girls working, enjoyed the free lunch buffet. This has always been one of my favorite clubs and continues to be an all around good club.…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

This is a good high milage...

This is a good high milage club, yes its some what of a dump, the quality of the girls ranges from 5 to7 and an occasional 8. But the counch dances are excellent.…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

Manhattan is a bad scene: ...

Manhattan is a bad scene: gown clubs, high prices, mercenary girls. Stiletto isn't in any way a high quality or high mileage club, but for my money, it's the best value in town.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Boy this place is always crowded,...

Boy this place is always crowded, was there at 3:00 PM on a Thursday, had a great high milage energetic dance from Marianne. Great little Lation looking girl. Recommended. Went for 2 dances…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

This club is fantastic! It...

This club is fantastic! It has now made my "Top 5" list of U.S. strip clubs. The girls are pretty much your standard fare - ranging from 5s to 8s, some of them…

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Order in the court!!

I've got a lawyer friend (female) that has suggested to a female client that she divorce her husband. Seems he's been sneaking off to a strip club from time to time. Her reasoning: 'he's getting a hard on from another…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

This was my first time back...

This was my first time back to Ricks since the remodel. They did a fine job. It seems to have a lot more places to hide than in it's previous incarnation. The…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

I went on a Sunday night....

I went on a Sunday night. As expected the talent was kinda short staffed and I spent most of that evening working on my buzz. (In case you didn't see in another review,…

Fantasy Island

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

I've been here several times over...

I've been here several times over the past 2 years whenever I visit OKC. This place has one of the best contact lap dances around in the U.S. The girls are about 5-8 in attractiveness,…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

They say free entry, but there's...

They say free entry, but there's always a catch --- in this case, that you have to buy a bottomless soft drink for $10 at the door. Once you get in, there's a small stage…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, Quebec

I got here at 6:oopm. ...

I got here at 6:oopm. There were about 6 dancers, but no one dancing. I asked why and was told the dancers do not start until there are a least 5 customers.…

XXXTasy Ranch

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

As an out-of-towner, I've been here...

As an out-of-towner, I've been here for the first time about two weeks ago. OKC has never been much of a place for lap dances as far as I could tell. This place changed my…

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Do u think dancers need pimps

Because it doesn't seem like they know what to do with there money. Most spend it on drugs or shopping and don't even own cars are just live out of motels?

Front Room

Would you want a stripper girlfriend who has been FUCKED FOR MONEY?

If you are going to strip clubs looking for a girlfriend, would it bother you if the stripper you want to be your girlfriend has EVER been FUCKED FOR MONEY? Do you ASK strippers if they have EVER been…

Cabaret Sex Appeal

Montréal, Quebec

I wandered into this club by...

I wandered into this club by accident. The girls at the time were nothing to look at. A coke was 6.00. the onlt thing reasonable was the enterance fee; a tip to the…

Paradise City Uncensored

South Houston, Texas

I have been to the club...

I have been to the club a couple of times in the last few months. The club is running a $5.00 cover before 10:00 PM. The girls are 7's and 8's with a few 9's.…

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

wonderful lap dances. most women...

wonderful lap dances. most women avg from 5-7's. drinks are avg. good all round club. was here in 2002 and the club has improved since then.

Babes Show Club

Jackson, Mississippi

I was in Babes on a...

I was in Babes on a Wednesday night and was stunned at the number of women, some of whom were rather high-quality in terms of looks. The weeknights definitely have a better hotness-to-client ratio that…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Went to Rick's last Thursday. ...

Went to Rick's last Thursday. The remodel is great. There is a VIP area, but I thought the area to the left of the main stage was better. Less people and lower…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

I spent an evening at PT's...

I spent an evening at PT's Showclub, one of the best clubs in the Denver area a few weeks ago. The evening's entertainment focused on another of PT's "fuzzbuster" shaving contests. The girls…

Elite Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, West Virginia

Not Worth It. CCG is the...

Not Worth It. CCG is the only adult club in downtown Charleston. However, it is worth the drive to Barbousville after seeing this place. After going a few times and it sucking, we gave…

Ocean Cabaret

La Marque, Texas

I been to the club a...

I been to the club a couple of times in the last few months. It is not as entertaining as it was a couple of years ago. The girls are 7's and 8's with a…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

This club is a bit strange....

This club is a bit strange. The building itself is big, but the stage area and the number of seats in the stage area seems small. But the stage itself is big.…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Barboursville, West Virginia

Southern Exposure is a mixed bag....

Southern Exposure is a mixed bag. They have great specials throughout the week (35 dollar lap dances) and decent drink specials. On the weekend it is basically full price. They had a decent number of…

Just Teazin'

Painesville, Ohio

This club was really much nicer...

This club was really much nicer than I expected. It is easy to find just off of Route 2. Look for "Bacon Road" on the exit sign. The club is very close to the exit.…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

For a sunday, this club was...

For a sunday, this club was on fire!!!Great laps with serious two way contact. Go for the $20 topless version because the mileage is just as good as the $40 dollar nude lap.…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Cheetah's has improved since I've been...

Cheetah's has improved since I've been here last. The girls here give good lapdances, and there are usually many nice looking ones around. Prices vary a little with the girls. I'd done…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

Went there again lsat Tuesday afternoon....

Went there again lsat Tuesday afternoon. Not much change. Got a great dance from Chyna and Michelle, both were hot and very into it. I advise you to sit next to stages, not in front of them, for…

Rachel's Steak House and Men's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

I was in Rachels yesterday around...

I was in Rachels yesterday around 1pm. It was lunch time and it was busy. There were more than a dozen girls working and they were great to look at. One in…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I was in the club on...

I was in the club on a Wed afternoon. It was not very busy. I had dances from several girls. The best of which was a girl named Maria. She showed…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Update on my last experience. ...

Update on my last experience. As you read in the previous review, a cancer existed at this club. A dancer who enjoyed "scamming" customers and giving this club a poor reputation. With…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Once again, another EXTREMELY emjoyable evening...

Once again, another EXTREMELY emjoyable evening was spent at the Hip Hugger last night (5/5). For a Wednesday night it seemed to be slow night. Not many customers were here, but as you…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

On a recent afternoon visit, Roxy's...

On a recent afternoon visit, Roxy's once again earned my fealty. That means that I like the place! Check out Cassie. Been there a while, but nice and friendly and ......

Fallen Angels

Blackpool, England

Fallen Angels, the new name for...

Fallen Angels, the new name for the old Too Hot To Handle on Albert Rd, Blackpool. Currently undergoing a few cosmetic changes, but the staff and girls haven't changed, and the atmosphere is just as

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Where some customers, who post here, have their heads buried!

Some of the strip club customers who post here have buried their heads as shown in this URL - http://www.4freeteens.org/extreme/1/ It's a sad state, but unfortunately true for many who chose to see no evil, hear no evil, and…

Smiles II

Roxbury, New Jersey

Lots of hot looking women working...

Lots of hot looking women working but showing very little flesh. No lap dances. The girls are absolute vacumn cleaners when it comes to the singles in your wallet. They dance on…

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey

Recently visited on what I hope...

Recently visited on what I hope was a slow night. Not much action going on with 4 or 5 dancers who seemed very bored. It's got a small local bar "feel". A…

Bliss

Atlanta, Georgia

This is a really laid back...

This is a really laid back club...it's more of a bar with naked girls dancing around. Not a lot of hot women, but not a lot of pressure to buy dances or drinks either.…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Rick's is a great club, but...

Rick's is a great club, but has gotten pretty expensive. They recently remodeled and now their private VIP dances are $30 per song. Go during the dayshift to get the best mileage.…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

This is by far the best...

This is by far the best club I have ever been in. I've tried clubs in San Fansisco, Vegas, New Orleans and others. You could spend some pretty good cash here, but I think you…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

I visited this club while in...

I visited this club while in California last month. Club layout is pleasant but same as most clubs. Atmosphere is good, music good, most of the girs I saw there were definately 8+…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Last Friday evening this place was...

Last Friday evening this place was hummin'. Lots of girls, from 6-9, some thin, some solid but no blimps. A couple of gorgeous ladies who were naturally well built (my favorite). One was going by…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Anchorage, Alaska

It has been a few years...

It has been a few years since I visited the Bush Company but it was top 5 on my list. Great girls, many extra's and 1/3 the price for extra's that you pay in the…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Went to the O last week....

Went to the O last week. Still the best club in Chicago area to mesy by far. Club is really big and spaced out. Music is eally good to me, lots of…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

Hawaii Theatre is an interesting club....

Hawaii Theatre is an interesting club. I have to agree with the other reviewers who have said that pretty much whatever you're looking for is available. Good, high contact lap dances, although there's…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

It was like 'going home'. Made...

It was like 'going home'. Made it to Mickey's on opening day May 4th. The place is beautiful but still has that 'homey' feeling where everyone knows everyone else. It has been rebuilt like a…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Went to the club on a...

Went to the club on a Saturday night after gong to Masters and Thee Doll House the previous night. Noticed immediately a HUGE improvement in talent over the other two places. Sat down…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Got a pleasent surprise when dropping...

Got a pleasent surprise when dropping in recently on a Saturday night. Although none of my experience in Alabama clubs had been anywhere near recent, none had been anything to write home (or TUSCL) about…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

This week I am in Orlando...

This week I am in Orlando which is not the place to be if you are a SJC and a PL. So, west on Route 4 to Tampa to get my monthly SC fix at…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Went in on a Wednesday night,...

Went in on a Wednesday night, about 7:30. I agree with the other reviews here...girls were 6-8s, but the dances make up for the difference. There is wide variance in terms of what…

Wild Orchid Gentlemens Club

Reno, Nevada

I visited the club in mid-afternoon...

I visited the club in mid-afternoon on 5/5. A dancer joined me and we chatted for a while before she had to go up on stage.While she was on stage another dancer came over and…

Choo Choo's

Waldorf, Maryland

For whatever reason, the limits on...

For whatever reason, the limits on touching in DC area clubs are overly strict. What is the harm in squeezing tits etc., especially when the girl is already grinding her ass on you? I'm not…

The Gentleman's Club

Wellford, South Carolina

I just stopped in here on...

I just stopped in here on my way from Greenville to Charlotte. Early afternoon on a tuesday. They had about 9 dancers in the club but what a great place to stop in…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

went by on a Tuesday afternoon....

went by on a Tuesday afternoon. the place is hopping, with about 10 dancers and more patrons. beer is $6.00. Had a dance for $20 from a stunning blonde, 24 yrs old. Will go…

Club Nikki's

Belmont, North Carolina

Went here at about 11pm on...

Went here at about 11pm on a monday evening. Place was pretty dull. Girls looked tired and ready to go home. Best thing was the $3 jack and cokes they offered.

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Visited on Saturday, May 1. ...

Visited on Saturday, May 1. I've been there during the week and the talent and quantity of dancers does not measure up to week days. The girls were more aggressive for tips than during…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Great place . . . little...

Great place . . . little private rooms for laps. Sampled a few. Met a cute little, but older hispanic blonde . . . who made my day. Very handy indeed. Very…

Rick's Cabaret Houston Intercontinental

Houston, Texas

Was staying at a hotel near...

Was staying at a hotel near intercontinental , , , and lo and behold two doors away from Ricks. Visited twice both times for lunch . . . no entry fee but $6 for…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

Everytime in Houston I need to...

Everytime in Houston I need to get a Ritz fix . . . great food, great waitresses who will get in on the act too. Very nice laps for $20 and some amazing activities…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

I made another visit to THE...

I made another visit to THE best club (Hip Hugger, of course) last night (5/4). The place was MUCH busier and the crowd was a little more lively than the previous night (see yesterday's…

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, West Virginia

I stopped in for a quick...

I stopped in for a quick drink and look see. The place was packed, I sat at the bar where you can see the dancers but from a distance. There are chairs up against the…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

This is a club that is...

This is a club that is kind of a mixed bag. Here's the skinny: Layout: The club itself is on kind of a main drag in Everett, it's sort of a dumpy looking place right…

The Pony Lexington

Lexington, Kentucky

The girls are above average for...

The girls are above average for the most part, and usually there is at least one knockout. Sometimes the continuous "Would you like a dance" gets old, but they'll keep asking. No alcohol...whatever. 20 dollar…

Boomers

Smyrna, Georgia

Holy cow has this place deteriorated...

Holy cow has this place deteriorated from where it used to be. I went on a Tuesday night - admittedly a slow night. There were 4 girls, and maybe 30+ men just sitting…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

This is a 10 for Atlanta,...

This is a 10 for Atlanta, but lower than that for other states. Probably one of the best in the city. There are consistently 30-40 girls working, and the place was packed on…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I've visited Rick's during the day...

I've visited Rick's during the day a number of times this year both before and after the remodel. IMHO the remodel is a nice improvement, especially the restroom. The club has a classier…

Hot Seat

Portsmouth, Virginia

All right, I just had to...

All right, I just had to add my two cents here when I saw this club had somehow wormed its way into the top five on TUSCL. How is such a thing possible?…

Shapes

Kingston upon Hull, England

this is the best table dancing...

this is the best table dancing club in hull, i can say this as ive been to all 3. great girls, fantactic show during the night, good selection of drinks available and friendly mangement. what more can…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

The place is even dumpier than...

The place is even dumpier than i expected. I got the apparent, usual groping at the door, but thankfully fought them off. Once inside i met Daisy. Wow! a nice Blonde…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Every year, I make a trip...

Every year, I make a trip out to Vegas, and every year, somehow I wind up at OG. The location is less than convenient, but it's well worth the trip. This last trip, I went…

Teasers Burlesque Palace

Winnipeg, Manitoba

Winnipeg strip clubs are not exactly...

Winnipeg strip clubs are not exactly up to par with those in larger cities. While it is a 6 overall, it is probably the best one in the city. Prices are reasonable, with the exception…

Diamond Men's Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Went to check the place out...

Went to check the place out for a bachelor party last thursday. The place has been totally redesigned since I was in there a few years ago... looks really nice. The girls looked…

Zebra Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Went here last Thursday afternoon. ...

Went here last Thursday afternoon. The usual line up of dancers, less my two favorites - Faith and Vicky. I ended up in the back with Carla, a dark skinned Brazilian(I think) cutie.…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Went again a couple of weeks...

Went again a couple of weeks ago on a Saturday night. Got there around 9 and it was kind of slow. Around 10 it started picking up as some more dancers came in. Got several…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Went a week ago they had...

Went a week ago they had about 8 girls working doing a 2 song dance. The place is full nude and has a book\video store in front. The lap dances can range from just a…

Volcanic Eruptions

Pomona, New Jersey

went to this place to get...

went to this place to get away from atlantic city,where i lose too much money,it's not cheap at 30 per dance,but compared to $5 slot machines it's a lot more fun.figure i saved $1000. just…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

The clubs in DC are not...

The clubs in DC are not what you would find in places like Tampa or Las Vegas, simply due to the "no lap dances" rule. However, if you get past that, Camelot is perhaps the…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

I returned to MSC a couple...

I returned to MSC a couple of weeks ago after staying away for over six years. I wish I had stayed away longer. I got corralled immediately by a couple of the "stars"…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

finnaly got rid of all the...

finnaly got rid of all the old women dancers,went on monday afternoon and there were no dancers at all,but ,believe me,that is an improvement.will check it out again in case they get some new dancers

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

The first time I went to...

The first time I went to Rick's after "the remodel", it seems to me to be somewhat more difficult to get the milage. It's more private than before. The downside to that is…

Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

I go here becuase it's the...

I go here becuase it's the closest to me, not because of the great service. There are plenty of great visuals but the ladies tend to be older (at least during the day).…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

5/3/04: I arrived at the club...

5/3/04: I arrived at the club at 1:30AM, a half-hour before closing. I paid my $10 entrance fee and ordered a drink. The place was practically deserted. I saw just one other…

Ciao Bella Gentlemen's Club

Binghamton, New York

Was here again yesterday afternoon (Mon...

Was here again yesterday afternoon (Mon 5-3-04). The tall girl with the 'california look' goes by 'Goldie'. I have now been to this club several times - mostly monday afternoons - and the regular girls…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I have been here many many...

I have been here many many times since my last post, most recently on Weds 4-28-04, afternoon. I have discovered a very sexy dancer here who is only here in the afternoons..she goes by Jordan. In…

Christie's Cabaret

Greensboro, North Carolina

Stopped by after a business appointment...

Stopped by after a business appointment in the middle of the afternoon. From the outside the place looks like a palace, a kind of Taj Mahal, beautifully landscaped and nice doors. Inside everything looks…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

If you've ever been to this...

If you've ever been to this club, it's VERY obvious why Hip Hugger is consistently ranked among the top clubs in the country and is currently ranked #1. I returned to HH last night…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Was in Dallas for a week...

Was in Dallas for a week and hit BDD 3 nights. The place is huge so it doesn't seem crowded. Stage dances are ok but the girls aren't that interactive when they dance…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Went last friday, place was great!!!!...

Went last friday, place was great!!!! They a great mix of girls. Not overprice. Great ld. They also serve a free lunch. Will go back soon. ld were 20.00 beers 3.00 girls also sent time…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

I was here last night (Mon,...

I was here last night (Mon, 5-3-04), my first visit since the re-opening. My first impression when walking in was negative, but only because of the cheesy 'balloon people' on the main stage. My impression…

Centerfolds Cabaret Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to this club with a...

Went to this club with a girl friend about 3 weeks ago. The dancers were more friendly as I was with another pretty girl. Several stage shows that added a little class. We met up…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

The dancers are talented, but they...

The dancers are talented, but they seem to do more parading then dancing. The atmosphere of the club is nice, and the dancers are all extremely friendly. This is a juice bar, so…

Alicia's Sports Bar

Cleveland, Tennessee

I visited this club...

I visited this club a few weeks ago to find it very different than the last time. The stage has been way chopped off, many new dancers, same dj. Dances are strictly…

Kamasutra Club

Montréal, Quebec

Nice club, very upscale and small....

Nice club, very upscale and small. Girls are attractive 7-9's but unsure of LD quality. A good place to bring a stripclub friendly girl due to beautiful, non-sleazy and relaxed ambiance. Also, good for solo…

The Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

I really wonder what happened to...

I really wonder what happened to this club. It used to be fairly low pressure and had some really great looking girls. Evidently management changed a little over a year ago and shook things up.…

Temptations Gentlemen's Club

Hardeeville, South Carolina

Yes this place is still a...

Yes this place is still a 6 in my book. An update on my review from January finds Temptations much the same. The girls range from 5 to 9. Don't go until 10pm or so.…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

First visited this place near the...

First visited this place near the airport, blue inside and out, low ceilings, on a Thursday afternoon/early evening. It was right before shift switch and the afternoon girls were hotter than the first batch…

Medusa’s Lair

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

A neighborhood bar with strippers! ...

A neighborhood bar with strippers! The nice part about the Cricket is the price: no cover, reasonably priced beer ($3.50), and cheap dances. The girls vary, ranging from the uninterested and out of…

Babes Gentleman's Club

Attalla, Alabama

I had wanted to visit Babe's...

I had wanted to visit Babe's for some time. I had Monday-morning business in Gadsden a couple of months ago, so I stopped by Babe's in Attalla the preceding Sunday night. Turns out they're closed…

Classy Chassy

Indianapolis, Indiana

This place was OK at best...

This place was OK at best when I was there. The girls were 6 or 7 at best, and several were well below that standard. The club had lots of good views, and…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Excellent experience Tuesday late afternoon. Trish...

Excellent experience Tuesday late afternoon. Trish and Colleen were truly great and a lot of fun. Had a 2-4-1 from a blonde who definitely was in love with her appearance which was great but part way…

Paradise Cove

Indianapolis, Indiana

This has got to be the...

This has got to be the darkest club Indy has. You walk in pass the DJ booth on your left and a brightly lit pool table on your left. You are blinded by…

Wet Gentlemen's Club

Belleville, New Jersey

This club has sunk to just...

This club has sunk to just about the bottom. They now have a cover charge, since costomers would come in , look around and walk out. It is really that bad. Don't…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Awesome! High mileage, great girls, unique...

Awesome! High mileage, great girls, unique 'private rooms" give 1 on 1 privacy (plus a camera). Don't travel to Rio for Carnivale, because the hot Brazilian girls are all here. And these girls take their…

Front Room

DFK, LFK: Definitions?

Can someone define these terms?

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On board info--how to...?

Ok, I have noticed that RL and others have revived old postings. How do you do this? Is this a feature that isn't available to those of us who haven't really gotten to review the number of clubs…

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Kinky things done at club

IDleStripper-You pathetic bitch-why don't you eat shit & die you bitter whore!

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If a stripper REFUSES to tell you her REAL NAME and PHONE NUMBER she ......

If a stripper REFUSES to tell you her REAL NAME and PHONE NUMBER then she probably DOES NOT TRUST YOU! Get serious about this - there is a good chance that a stripper who REFUSES to tell you her…