Reviews

23 reviews by Baldinboston

Cabaret Lounge

Peabody, MA

Still Lousy

The basics: Big parking lot, plenty of spaces. Right off Route 1, so if it's busy, getting out of the parking lot to leave can really be a pain. Walk through two sets of double doors,…

1 wk ago

Golden Banana

Peabody, MA

Good Afternoon at the GB

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Popped in here on a Sunday afternoon as I was up on the north shore, and one of my ATFs dances on Sundays. Big parking lot but a weird location, tucked behind a Gulf station…

2 mos ago1

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, RI

The basics: Weird location away from everything in a residential neighborhood. Big parking lot, well lit, nondescript exterior. Entry through two metal doors. Metal detector inside and a bouncer. No cover. Cash only. Enter in and…

2 mos ago6

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, MA

Busy Wednesday night with not enough girls

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

The basics, tho they’ve been covered here a million times (including by me). Big parking lot, next to a weed shop and a car wash. Plenty of parking. Up a flight of external stairs, double doors.…

3 mos ago1

Glass Slipper

Boston, MA

Kitty is a ROB - and I'm never coming back here!

★★★★★★1.3/10

Never again. They've fooled me for the last time. The basics: cover starts at 7 (which I somehow slipped by without paying as I arrived at 7:30). Two doors to get in, hard right to…

5 mos ago2

Ten's Show Club

Salisbury, MA

Meh Wednesday evening with uninspired dancers

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

First, it is certainly the cleanest and nicest actual building I’ve been to in New England. Big big stage, two big bars, lots of seating, high ceilings. Everything feels really new. Big parking lot, plenty…

6 mos ago5

Kitten's Gentlemen's Club

Salisbury, MA

Never again; and Ebony is a ROB.

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Big parking lot, and the most brightly lit security station I’ve ever seen in a club in my life. Paid a $5 cover and had my ID checked (but not scanned) and stepped inside. Once…

7 mos ago3

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, ON

Surprising afternoon at The Dwnr

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Staying with family nothing the border and needed a break. Thought I would pop in to The Dwnr before hitting Fascinations or Sensations. Turned out the second stop become unnecessary. Big parking lot next to…

8 mos ago1

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, RI

Under New Management - and it's great

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

First time at Mickey's since the new management took over...and boy, what a change. Gone are the fugly fatsos and the place was LOADED with 7s+. I arrived at midnight, and the place was bumping. The…

9 mos ago1

Tiffany's Cabaret

Buffalo, NY

No girls at the club on a Tuesday night

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Ok. Basically first. Giant sign you can see from an airplane at the nearby airport flagging you down. Big, brightly lit parking lot. Enter thru two sets of double doors, one clear, one wood. I…

11 mos ago

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, ON

Tame but entertaining Thursday at the ‘downer

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

First time at the ‘downer in about 30 years! Don’t live in the area anymore and haven’t had the occasion to get here. Easy to access from the Falls and coming over from the States.…

1 yr ago

Glass Slipper

Boston, MA

Typical Thursday at the Slipper

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Arrived at 3pm or so. No cover until 7. Two doors to get in, hard right to a long and narrow room. Bar surrounds a small stage (maybe 5’x5’), with a pole and a staircase…

1 yr ago

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, MA

Why is it always Georgia?

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

The basics, tho they’ve been covered here a million times. Big parking lot, next to a weed shop and a car wash. Plenty of parking. Up a flight of external stairs, double doors. Into a small hallway,…

1 yr ago4

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, MA

Fun afternoon in the Boardroom

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

The basics, tho they’ve been covered here a million times. Big parking lot, next to a weed shop and a car wash. Plenty of parking. Up a flight of external stairs, double doors. Into a…

1 yr ago2

Desire

Providence, RI

Disappointing end to a Sunday at Desire

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

There’s something I’m missing with this club. Maybe it’s cause I don’t go enough to be known or a regular but it’s super rare that I get approached, and when I do it is usually…

1 yr ago15

Glass Slipper

Boston, MA

Once more into the breech my friends…

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Once again, I find myself at the Slipper out of proximity and boredom. Arrives at 4pm or so on a rainy Wednesday afternoon. No cover until 7. Two doors to get in, hard right to…

1 yr ago2

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, RI

Jasmine is a scheming cunt. Also, Mickeys is still a dump.

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

TLDR: Jasmine is a scamming cunt. Now the review. New ownership, same Mickeys. Walked in on a cold Wednesday around 615. No cover and no security. Thru the double doors into a big room that…

1 yr ago9

Glass Slipper

Boston, MA

Ugh Fridays at the Slipper

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Why. Why do I keep coming back here? Oh right; it’s like half a mile from my office. Still. Ugh. Arrived on a cold Friday around 5pm. Walked in (cover doesn’t starts til 7pm), two…

1 yr ago1

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, RI

Tuesday Afternoon Blue Balls at Mickeys

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Drove out of my way based on the reviews. YMMV indeed, yall let me down ;) Weird location. Middle of what felt like a residential neighborhood, not far from 95 but down a couple twisting country…

1 yr ago6

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, MA

Quiet Saturday afternoon at the Boardroom

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I’m a regular at the Boardroom at least once every couple weeks. The basics: Big shared parking lot with a strip mall, pot shoot, and car wash. Always plenty of spaces. Up a flight of stairs,…

1 yr ago4

Glass Slipper

Boston, MA

Another Friday afternoon at the Slipper

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

The Slipper is my neighborhood SC. Unfortunately. You can chance parking in Chinatown but you’re better off throwing your car in a nearby garage. There’s a couple of ATMs within a block (BofA, Santander). Arrived…

1 yr ago2

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, CT

Wednesday Delights at Electric Blue

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Big caveat that I was there in mid September 2024, right before they apparently lost their liquor license. As I’m sober, that doesn’t phase me but I get that it’s a turn off for some.…

1 yr ago1

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, NH

Monday Lunch at Millennium Cabaret

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Walked into the club around 1pm on a Monday afternoon. The exterior is nondescript and kind of dumpy looking; looks like an old restaurant that’s seen better days. If not for the gps I would’ve…

1 yr ago4

Reviews

Still Lousy

Good Afternoon at the GB

Mickey’s is Backsliding

Busy Wednesday night with not enough girls

Kitty is a ROB - and I'm never coming back here!

Meh Wednesday evening with uninspired dancers

Never again; and Ebony is a ROB.

Surprising afternoon at The Dwnr

Under New Management - and it's great

No girls at the club on a Tuesday night

Tame but entertaining Thursday at the ‘downer

Typical Thursday at the Slipper

Why is it always Georgia?

Fun afternoon in the Boardroom

Disappointing end to a Sunday at Desire

Once more into the breech my friends…

Jasmine is a scheming cunt. Also, Mickeys is still a dump.

Ugh Fridays at the Slipper

Tuesday Afternoon Blue Balls at Mickeys

Quiet Saturday afternoon at the Boardroom

Another Friday afternoon at the Slipper

Wednesday Delights at Electric Blue

Monday Lunch at Millennium Cabaret

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