Comments by ClubFan81077 (page 4)

"mine can cut glass with those rock hard nips! watch out!" NOTE TO SELF: if ever getting a dance with grrlgonebad, keep iPhone screen away from her breasts. Ceramic Shield is likely no match for those glass-cutting beauties!

@Planetred Thank you! I had never picked up on Philly as a destination for me just from the reviews I'd stumbled across, but that's exactly why I asked the question! I'll start looking at those two clubs you mentioned. Is there also a third club you'd throw in the mix, or are those two clearly the best options? I'm hoping neither are downtown, but I'll plug the destinations into Maps and see what it looks like... Thanks again!

@ilbbaicnl I'll check out the article...thanks!

@blahblahblahs Canada would be possible for me, but I'd prefer to save that trip for one of the warmer months. My preference is to always be able to drive and self-park, rather than having to rely on ride sharing or deal with valet parking. Heading east would be fine, but NYC would be a bit too large for me! Any smaller cities you can think of that might work well for me? Thanks!

@shailynn I've actually been to a couple of clubs in Niagara Falls, ON, but I've not yet gone clubbing in Toronto. But if I wanted to make the drive into Canada, I'd probably save that for a late spring/early summer trip, with the weather starting to turn colder now... As for Detroit, yeah, I've always assumed it probably wouldn't be the best choice for me, even though it's a very popular destination for many. Arizona is further than I really want to go at the moment, but maybe in the future... I'd probably run into more language barriers in Miami... I do know my way around Tampa fairly well, but I was thinking of trying someplace new to me. Tampa is always an option, though! Anyway, thanks for your suggestions! I guess a part of me is thinking of giving Austin a try... :)

@wallanon If there's reason to think that one city is clearly the best option for what I'm looking for, I'll likely be willing to put up with heavy traffic. I might not be willing to try driving in NYC or LA, but I'm willing to consider most places. All other things being, equal, I prefer smaller cities... Ideally, I hope to just find one girl to vibe with, and spend the rest of the trip only doing dances with her. In reality, I can't always narrow things down just though conversation, so I might have to try dances with 4 to 6 girls before I can really figure things out. Thanks!

@wallanon I'll reply fully later, since I'm needing to sleep for a while, but no, that was $10k over a span of 10 days, so $1,000 per day!

I'll wait for some of the Austin regulars to show up and give their two cents... :)

^ Don't get me started on guys who try things without permission! I despise that. It's pretty simple how to behave in clubs - always ask, always respect boundaries, try not to be a huge douche...lol I'm sure you've got some horror stories about men behaving badly...

BBBBB - definitely NOT pierced! I think pierced nipples look just fine, but nipple sucking is not as fun when a piercing is there... And yes, some guys are not respectful or gentle, so you don't want to give them anything that they could use to cause damage!

@grrlgonebad I made sure not to "waste" any of mine, but I guess you guys had to put on a show for the customer, which means maximum visibility, and therefore maximum mess! lol

Wait, were you EXPECTING that, or she just did it out of the blue??? I started a "pathogen" thread just because I was curious how the rest of the club world deals with stuff like that? I'm extremely risk averse, so I have to feel super comfortable with a girl once bodily fluids start coming into play...hahaha So a girl I'm comfortable with lactating, oh, hell yeah! I just don't always like surprises...lol

Oh, and I haven't had this happen in quite a few years, but if she's lactating, that can be a really awesome experience. I once hit it off with this cutie who was about six months in to breastfeeding. We liked each other, she had a little pressure build up in there, or so she said, and so, yeah, THAT was a very entertaining set of dances. I'm not sure how much breast milk I consumed that day, but it was a fair amount. The only thing is, I've spent a lifetime drinking 2% milk from a cow, so it was pretty interesting how different it seemed to that!

Gotcha...sounds like a 50/50 chance of them wanting to scan or not... Of course, I can always try the approach "have you met my friend Andrew Jackson"? :) By chance, do you know if Austin clubs are also in on the scanning craze??

It's really not easy to concentrate after seeing your latest profile picture. Wow. Just. Wow. Great picture, and hot AF... Nipple Color: it really depends, but I think a medium contrast with the rest of the breast is generally my favorite. Areola Shape: A or B are both great options. Nipple Form: without seeing an example for C, I'm going to go with B! To me, the nipple is far more important than breast size! An A or B cup size, with a nice shape to the breast, and beautiful nipples to match...as they used to say in those beer commercials, "Guys, it doesn't get any better than this."

^ From the female perspectives I've heard (no firsthand experience), I thought dick pics were kind of like those extended warranty notices that constantly show up in the mailbox??? People keep receiving unrequested ones, they keep discarding them, and then another one shows up the next day...lol

@twentyfive hahaha, also very true words!

I think my favorite club name ever is "Uncle Bucks Boobie Bungalow". I've never been, but I just think the name is awesome.

^ Sounds like I'll have no issues with the dress code. I look normal to the point of being forgettable. I've even had security not even bother to wand me. They'll just look at me like "yeah, he's not causing any trouble". BUT, it sounds like if I showed up at the wrong time, the ID scan might be an issue. Are they less likely to do it during the day?

@Rightfield Oh, That Probably Does Explain It. :)

@grrlgonebad Thanks! So both are fine with athletic shorts, and neither does an ID scan? When I was in Dallas, I thought the Bucks there told me that all of their clubs do a scan, which is why I never stopped by that location... Baby Dolls didn't do that, but I had to switch to more casual attire to get in, and I didn't find any girls of interest to me...

@Dan3635 Thank you! I looked at the reviews for the Houston clubs a while back, but I HATED Dallas traffic when I visited there, and I was afraid Houston would be even worse. Plus, my club stops in Dallas were kind of underwhelming to me, which is why I thought a college town like Austin might be a better fit for me? To answer your budget question, if I can find someone I like well enough, $10k is probably about right. But what I'm really hoping to do is find one girl at one club, and if we're a good match, just spend everything on her. Since I don't want to try to get comfortable with more than 1 or 2 clubs, especially not knowing my way around Houston, can you suggest your top 3 clubs for my case? Also, I never wear sweat pants, but any issues with athletic shorts at any place you'd recommend? Also, I thought Bucks Wild would insist on an ID scan??? Thanks!

@drew I applaud you for your research, especially since you didn't even have a grant! I can't help but think that early humans probably came to that same conclusion, and maybe even uttered those exact same words! I'm convinced that somewhere, perhaps chiseled onto the wall of a cave, carved into a stone, or written on a scroll, are these profound words that still ring true today: “big tits good, but also other tits good”. :)

Just a clarification, so I don't confuse anyone. For #2, I really just like the cute, girl-next-door types who are down-to-earth and nice to spend time with. That's basically it. I threw in some extra descriptions just for fun, but that part is not meant to be taken seriously. Generally speaking, the sweeter the girl, the more likely I am to connect with her and buy a shitload of dances...lol

Although I've never been here, this has got to be one of the best club names ever.