Reviews by TallmanFL

Visited Emerald City at about 8 PM on a Tuesday. It's a nude club, with no alcohol, but right next door there's a full bar where the dancers will hang out in shorts and tight…

Popped in during midafternoon. Was struck by how dark the interior of the club was compared to the outside and even lobby area; took me a minute for my eyes to adjust. During that time,…

Arrived on a Saturday at about 4 in the afternoon after a round of golf. No cover, the front desk girl was working for tips. Once out of the lobby, the club seemed VERY dark,…

Stopped in at around 4 on a Wednesday, as I had an hour to kill in downtown St. Pete. Parked on the street across from the club in a metered spot; the park had some…

Visited Allure at about 3 PM on a Wednesday. No cover, no charge for parking in their tiny lot, and when I got there, I was the only customer in the place, with 4 dancers;…

Visited Ybor Strip on a Thursday, at about 5 PM, just in time to avoid rush hour on 275. Parking lot seemed reasonably full, but no trouble finding a spot. It seems secure enough despite being…

Arrived around 9:30 on a Sunday. $15 cover, and the man taking the money let me know "there's only 5 girls working right now, but more will be coming as the night goes on." As I…

This is, without a doubt, a dive bar. It's dark, the draft beer is cheap, the bar is smoky, the music is a little too loud to have a conversation. Going in with that expectation,…

Rolled up to Tootsies in the early afternoon. No cover to get in, was seated near the stage by the manager. Almost immediately, a dancer came over and asked me to buy a lapdance, before…