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Notreallytom

Reviews

15 reviews by Notreallytom

Xsensual

Xsensual

Portland, OR

Satisfying afternoon visit

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

This is one of 3 jewels in the crown of the Xsensual empire. The other two locations (92nd/Sandy and Foster/52nd) are not listed on TUSCL (not for lack of trying, just saying). This location was…

3 yrs ago1
Mary's Club

Mary's Club

Portland, OR

New location, iconic dive, no mileage at all

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Had an “appointment” downtown and was early so I decided to find a club to kill time at. Problem is downtown clubs open at 7 (even Union Jacks on the near east side is now…

3 yrs ago1
Riverside Corral

Riverside Corral

Portland, OR

Pleasantly surprised after things got going

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

After a few recent and decent reviews I decided to check this place out when I had time to kill on a Monday at 6:55PM. It was dead when I arrived but it picked up.…

3 yrs ago1
Club Rouge Beaverton

Club Rouge Beaverton

Portland, OR

Eye candy but low mileage

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I knew more or less what to expect going in, but thought I should try the place at least once. This place has been open a month but is a second location of the well-known…

3 yrs ago4
Club 205

Club 205

Portland, OR

Hot ladies, bad lap dance booths

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

On my way to another club I decided to check out 205 since I had driven by it many times but never gone in. I was forewarned about uncomfortable seating in the LD booths by…

4 yrs ago3
Guilty Pleasures Gentlemen's Club

Guilty Pleasures Gentlemen's Club

Portland, OR

will never return - but the bartender is good

★★★★★★★3.3/10

I felt disgusted with myself for trying this place. The bartender is the only good thing about this club. On my way to a better and more fulfilling adventure at Cab II, I stopped in to…

4 yrs ago2
Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

Portland, OR

Place is still there, just like I left it - maybe VIP coming

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I hadn’t been here in many years. At one time I was a weekly regular and had a regular lady here. Being in the neighborhood I was curious if anything had changed in all that…

4 yrs ago2
DV8

DV8

Portland, OR

It’s a dump, but a great set of dancers

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I have been meaning to try this place and happened to be passing through that part of town. Summary up front: the place is a dive (and that’s ok) verging on a dump (maybe still ok?)…

4 yrs ago1
CaBaRet II

CaBaRet II

Portland, OR

Some struggle and some fun at Cab II on a Friday

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Had some time to kill on a Friday afternoon and there was sunshine, which makes me horny. Hadn’t been to Cab II in a while but had some decent memories of the place. I don’t…

4 yrs ago1
PDX Peaches

PDX Peaches

Portland, OR

TOFTT, Part II

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

This is a new, clean and classy LM studio in a mixed residential/business area with easy highway access. There is no on-site parking but street parking was available. No external doorbell system - you walk…

4 yrs ago3
82nd Strip

82nd Strip

Portland, OR

TOFTT, Part I

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Heard about this new place and decided to check it out when I had a free afternoon. To summarize up front: this place is a small but clean dive bar that is just getting up…

4 yrs ago3
The Venue

The Venue

Portland, OR

2nd visit and 3rd dance are the charm

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

The first time I tried this club it was a bust but today it was a great experience and I left happy. Visit 1 was an evening a few months ago and there were fewer ladies,…

4 yrs ago1
Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, OR

Pretty club and girls, poor value

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I knew this place was more of a late night place but I was downtown early evening doing some shopping and finished early and I’d been meaning to try GD so in I went at…

4 yrs ago1
Victress Entertainment LLC

Victress Entertainment LLC

Portland, OR

Always good to try a new place now and then. Left smiling but with lighter wallet.

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I just noticed this place existed last week and saw there were some Google reviews but nothing on this site. My sense of adventure kicked in. They don’t have their own website but they occasionally…

5 yrs ago3
Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Portland, OR

First time visit to Tommy’s Too

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

This was my first time to Tommy’s Too and only the second time to a place that mixes traditional strip club and lingerie modeling aspects. I will confirm what has been documented in prior reviews: this…

5 yrs ago2
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