CaBaRet II
17544 SE Stark St Portland, OR 97233

Some struggle and some fun at Cab II on a Friday

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Notreallytom
Feb 20, 2022, 8:45 PM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

Had some time to kill on a Friday afternoon and there was sunshine, which makes me horny. Hadn’t been to Cab II in a while but had some decent memories of the place. I don’t get out there much for two reasons: they don’t open until 2PM and they are so far East they may as well be in Idaho. This was my 4th lifetime visit to the place. The first two were years ago to visit a dancer I knew from elsewhere so the mileage was excellent but known up front. At the next visit the COVID restrictions were so severe that a dance would have been a waste of money, and the cutie I met invited me off site right away (story for another time and maybe a different forum).

So with all that in mind out to almost-Idaho I went. I will describe the physical attributes of the club to please the adjudicators, though Clackport gave a good description in the preceding review. The club has some unique aspects. You walk down stairs from parking lot level (lots of parking, 1/3 full at 4PM) to a door with “masks required” on it - you can ignore that - neither the bouncer nor any patrons or staff were wearing them. Bouncer took $5. Bathrooms downstairs to the left - not the cleanest but not the worst. Up from the bouncer podium is the main stage - now with actual chairs around the rack, bar behind that and all around the unique stadium seating set up with chairs and a surface to rest a drink on each of 3 tiers on 3 sides. About a dozen patrons (primarily Latino) and probably 5 girls (primarily Latina, one AA) hanging out with patrons or each other and a few more walking around.

The bar is reasonably capable - I was able to get a cocktail not just a mixed drink or beer and it was ably maid by the busty barmaid. However, with basic alcohol from the squirt wand (nothing top shelf) the cocktail was $12(!). At the club I haunt most often they can’t even make this drink for lack of ingredients, but a mixed drink at my regular place is $7 ($8 if you named the liquor). I got more ones for rack tips.

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