Articles by atmosphere80

I'm sure I'm the only one this has ever happened to. I went to a strip club, had my eye on a stripper, and another stripper walked up to me and asked me if I'd like a lapdance. And while we're playing things-that-didn't-happen-for-$200, maybe she told me in a seductive voice what a lapdance with her would be like,…

I got my introduction to strip clubs when I was 7. Sort of. I was at a baseball game at Busch Stadium in St. Louis when an airplane flew overhead pulling a banner that said "PT'S TOPLESS BAR." I asked my parents why someone would build a bar with no roof. Dad snickered and excused himself for a couple…

What does YMMV mean in a strip club review. I do not like the acronym because YMMV does not really mean Your Mileage May Vary. It really means Your Mileage Probably Will Vary. There are factors both beyond your control and in your control that factor into it. Controlling those factors where you have influence is the difference between…

So you're 18 and want to go to a strip club, you say? You have some options. Here's how to go to a stripclub if you are under the age of 21, and what to expect. Finding a club If a club serves alcohol in the US, it's going to be an over-21 club. Club owners don't want to mess with…

The first time I went to a nude strip club I was not sure what to expect. If I had known a little more and had a better idea what to spend and what questions to ask, I would have had a much better time. This is what I wish I had known when I saw the flyer that…