Reviews

My visits to the clubs have slowed down considerably. It’s unfortunate that life has gotten in the way, but it is what it is. I was headed to DTW so it gave me a chance…

1 yr ago3

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, MI

Friday Night Snowstorm

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Made a stop into Hank’s after leaving the airport the night of the snowstorm. The roads were TERRIBLE. My thought was killing some time at H8 would give them more time to clean up the…

1 yr ago1

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

First time to Pandoras

On my 2nd night in Seattle and after a frustrating visit to Sugar’s the night before, I decided to check out Pandora’s. I had looked at several reviews and had some idea of what to…

1 yr ago2

Sugar's

Seattle, WA

First time in Seattle

I was visiting Seattle a couple weeks ago and wanted to check out what the scene was like. I’ve read that Seattle has an extras friendly strip club scene which is similar to Detroit’s. I…

1 yr ago4

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, MI

Hank’s is like a coney dog. When you’re craving something to satisfy when you’ve been drinking but kinda regret taking part in after… yea it feels like that. This evening was particularly unimpressive. The place…

1 yr ago1

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, FL

Midwest dude in a SoFlo Club

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I was in SoFl for a business meeting. A business associate who is a big baller took a group of us here. I had heard about the Pompano Clubs but wasn’t really sure what…

2 yrs ago5

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, MI

Friday Night Visit

Flew home into DTW at about 9:30pm a few Fridays ago. I hadn’t been to LS in over two years and normally used to visit during day shift. I had almost forgotten that night shift is…

2 yrs ago

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, MI

Found my unicorn

Did a late night stop by at Hanks a few Saturdays ago. I have grown to like this place and have about 2-3 dancers I see regularly. This evening I made a new friend and…

2 yrs ago2

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, MI

Ol’ Reliable

Silver Criket is a good, reliable club. If I got better cellphone service here, I’d say it’s damn neee perfect. Day shift talent level is more than passable. No cover (during the day), no…

2 yrs ago6

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, MI

Honestly, kinda like this place

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Henry’s is a dive, but I kinda like it. Considering it’s right around the corner from FC, there’s something charming about a place that isn’t quite so pretentious. It’s $5 cover to get in. The…

2 yrs ago2

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, MI

Friday night adventure

Stopped in to Hanks at about 10:30pm a couple Fridays ago. Ended up staying until close. This place is a dive but I found it enjoyable. The layout is pretty funky. There’s a raised area…

2 yrs ago1

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, MI

Ol’ Reliable

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Stopped in Criket a couple Thursdays ago at about 2:30pm. It’s free parking with no valet and the area is very safe during the day (never gone at night). No cover charge during the day.…

2 yrs ago2

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, MI

Stale Smoke Smell and Mirages

Pulled into Bogarts about 10pm a few Fridays ago. There’s free parking in 3 different lots but l always use the front paved lot. Walked in to the standard smell of stale smoke and got…

2 yrs ago3

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, MI

Friday Night visit

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Visited BTs for a night shift for the first time. They’ve got a very solid line up in the evenings. Parked across the street to avoid the valet charge. $20 cover and took a seat…

3 yrs ago4

Globe Club

Volketswil, CH

I have been to the Promised Land

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

I have been fantasizing about visiting Club Globe since I first learned about it from TUSCL. After reading the reviews and looking at their website once a day for over a year, I realized this…

3 yrs ago

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, MI

Wednesday Visit at Opening

I stopped by Criket shortly after opening on a Wednesday a few weeks ago. Had business near Dearborn and about an hour and a half to kill, so figured I would see how the talent…

3 yrs ago

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, MI

First ever Saturday night visit

I had never been to Bogarts at night (3rd time I have been there at all). Was curious if the talent and vibe were any better than the day shift, so decided to stop in.…

3 yrs ago1

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, MI

I keep coming back

I have such mixed feelings about this club! I’m a semi-regular here (often times where I come for the UFC PPV cards monthly) and it’s got all the elements of a great club. Where it…

3 yrs ago1

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, MI

Thursday Afternoon - First Time Visit

First time to BTs. Heard mostly good things and I think the club lived up to the hype. Easy enough to find right on Michigan Ave. They do have valet but if you check out…

3 yrs ago3

The Men's Club Flint

Flint, MI

Not great but possible potential

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

First time I’ve ever been here. Read some of the reviews and wasn’t really sure what to expect. Not familiar with the Flint scene at all, as I frequent the Detroit suburban area clubs. Connected…

3 yrs ago

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, MI

Criket gets the job done

Went in to Criket on a Thursday afternoon. As been mentioned before, you have to enter from off of Kean St. There’s a fenced parking lot (no valet, self park only) and during the day…

3 yrs ago2

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, MI

I came, I saw, I came (cummed)….

Headed into Dream Girls last Saturday at about 10pm. Club was fairly busy, complete with a Bachelorette party in attendance. It was quite a mix of a crowd. Saw some geriatric, one foot in the…

4 yrs ago7

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, MI

Good potential but not my night