Reviews by longjohn81
Submit a ReviewHenry the VIII Lounge
1715 Middlebelt Rd
Inkster, MI 48141
White Trash Paradise
Hank’s is my sure thing place to get some cheap extras. The place is a dive bar with titties and BJs openly available. The ambiance is white trash fabulous and I love it.
It’s a…
1 commentslast: 3 mos ago(Mr Monger)
Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club
25231 Michigan Ave
Dearborn, MI 48124
First time back in a while
My visits to the clubs have slowed down considerably. It’s unfortunate that life has gotten in the way, but it is what it is. I was headed to DTW so it gave me a chance…
3 commentslast: 9 mos ago(longjohn81)
Henry the VIII Lounge
1715 Middlebelt Rd
Inkster, MI 48141
Friday Night Snowstorm
Made a stop into Hank’s after leaving the airport the night of the snowstorm. The roads were TERRIBLE. My thought was killing some time at H8 would give them more time to clean up the…
1 commentslast: 11 mos ago(PepsiMan)
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE
Seattle, WA 98115
First time to Pandoras
On my 2nd night in Seattle and after a frustrating visit to Sugar’s the night before, I decided to check out Pandora’s. I had looked at several reviews and had some idea of what to…
2 commentslast: 12 mos ago(drewcareypnw)
Sugar's
10338 Aurora Ave N
Seattle, WA 98133
First time in Seattle
I was visiting Seattle a couple weeks ago and wanted to check out what the scene was like. I’ve read that Seattle has an extras friendly strip club scene which is similar to Detroit’s. I…
4 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Guyintheroom)
Henry the VIII Lounge
1715 Middlebelt Rd
Inkster, MI 48141
Pump dump and go
Hank’s is like a coney dog. When you’re craving something to satisfy when you’ve been drinking but kinda regret taking part in after… yea it feels like that. This evening was particularly unimpressive.
The place…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(PepsiMan)
Deans Gold
2355 NE 163rd St
North Miami Beach, FL 33160
Midwest dude in a SoFlo Club
I was in SoFl for a business meeting. A business associate who is a big baller took a group of us here. I had heard about the Pompano Clubs but wasn’t really sure what…
5 commentslast: 1 yr ago(longjohn81)
The Landing Strip Lounge
36431 Goddard Rd
Romulus, MI 48174
Friday Night Visit
Flew home into DTW at about 9:30pm a few Fridays ago. I hadn’t been to LS in over two years and normally used to visit during day shift.
I had almost forgotten that night shift is…
Henry the VIII Lounge
1715 Middlebelt Rd
Inkster, MI 48141
Found my unicorn
Did a late night stop by at Hanks a few Saturdays ago. I have grown to like this place and have about 2-3 dancers I see regularly. This evening I made a new friend and…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(longjohn81)
Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club
25231 Michigan Ave
Dearborn, MI 48124
Ol’ Reliable
Silver Criket is a good, reliable club. If I got better cellphone service here, I’d say it’s damn neee perfect. Day shift talent level is more than passable. No cover (during the day), no…
6 commentslast: 1 yr ago(chiefwiggum)
Henry the VIII Lounge
1715 Middlebelt Rd
Inkster, MI 48141
Honestly, kinda like this place
Henry’s is a dive, but I kinda like it. Considering it’s right around the corner from FC, there’s something charming about a place that isn’t quite so pretentious. It’s $5 cover to get in. The…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(chiefwiggum)
Henry the VIII Lounge
1715 Middlebelt Rd
Inkster, MI 48141
Friday night adventure
Stopped in to Hanks at about 10:30pm a couple Fridays ago. Ended up staying until close. This place is a dive but I found it enjoyable. The layout is pretty funky. There’s a raised area…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(PepsiMan)
Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club
25231 Michigan Ave
Dearborn, MI 48124
Ol’ Reliable
Stopped in Criket a couple Thursdays ago at about 2:30pm. It’s free parking with no valet and the area is very safe during the day (never gone at night). No cover charge during the day.…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Grmi)
Bogarts Lounge
30100 Michigan Ave
Inkster, MI 48141
Stale Smoke Smell and Mirages
Pulled into Bogarts about 10pm a few Fridays ago. There’s free parking in 3 different lots but l always use the front paved lot. Walked in to the standard smell of stale smoke and got…
3 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(longjohn81)
BT's Executive Club
14417 Michigan Ave
Dearborn, MI 48126
Friday Night visit
Visited BTs for a night shift for the first time. They’ve got a very solid line up in the evenings. Parked across the street to avoid the valet charge. $20 cover and took a seat…
4 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(longjohn81)
Globe Club
Ifangstrasse 2, 8603 Schwerzenbach, Switzerland
I have been to the Promised Land
I have been fantasizing about visiting Club Globe since I first learned about it from TUSCL. After reading the reviews and looking at their website once a day for over a year, I realized this…
Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club
25231 Michigan Ave
Dearborn, MI 48124
Wednesday Visit at Opening
I stopped by Criket shortly after opening on a Wednesday a few weeks ago. Had business near Dearborn and about an hour and a half to kill, so figured I would see how the talent…
Bogarts Lounge
30100 Michigan Ave
Inkster, MI 48141
First ever Saturday night visit
I had never been to Bogarts at night (3rd time I have been there at all). Was curious if the talent and vibe were any better than the day shift, so decided to stop in.…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(PepsiMan)
Dream Girls
980 John A Papalas Dr
Lincoln Park, MI 48146
I keep coming back
I have such mixed feelings about this club! I’m a semi-regular here (often times where I come for the UFC PPV cards monthly) and it’s got all the elements of a great club. Where it…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(aham5)
BT's Executive Club
14417 Michigan Ave
Dearborn, MI 48126
Thursday Afternoon - First Time Visit
First time to BTs. Heard mostly good things and I think the club lived up to the hype. Easy enough to find right on Michigan Ave. They do have valet but if you check out…
3 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(bobsuncle)
The Men's Club Flint
1511 E Atherton Rd
Flint, MI 48507
Not great but possible potential
First time I’ve ever been here. Read some of the reviews and wasn’t really sure what to expect. Not familiar with the Flint scene at all, as I frequent the Detroit suburban area clubs.
Connected…
Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club
25231 Michigan Ave
Dearborn, MI 48124
Criket gets the job done
Went in to Criket on a Thursday afternoon. As been mentioned before, you have to enter from off of Kean St. There’s a fenced parking lot (no valet, self park only) and during the day…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(DrStab)
Dream Girls
980 John A Papalas Dr
Lincoln Park, MI 48146
I came, I saw, I came (cummed)….
Headed into Dream Girls last Saturday at about 10pm. Club was fairly busy, complete with a Bachelorette party in attendance. It was quite a mix of a crowd. Saw some geriatric, one foot in the…
7 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Robbysherm)
Dream Girls
980 John A Papalas Dr
Lincoln Park, MI 48146
Good potential but not my night
Went in to DG on Sat night to watch the UFC card and hopefully spend some time with a lovely lady. The second part didn’t happen unfortunately. There was a good amount of ladies and…
5 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(longjohn81)
The Landing Strip Lounge
36431 Goddard Rd
Romulus, MI 48174
Thu Afternoon Visit at The Strip
I’ve been going to LS for months and decided it’s time to give it my review. As far as clubs in Metro Detroit are concerned, this place is probably my favorite or maybe tied with…
5 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(MilkMan2484)










