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25 reviews by Alfred69

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

The Best Night, The Worst Night

This is actually a review of two nights, two very different nights. First, club layout. It’s BIG, maybe the largest club I’ve ever been to. There’s a main floor, and, to your left as you come…

2 wks ago

Clearwater, FL

Don't grab the first one that grabs you.

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Since this place has been reviewed literally hundreds of times, I'll keep the basic info short. Big, clean club, one main stage with a few poles is to the left as you come in, along…

3 mos ago1

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, IL

Beyond dead.

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I've been to the Admiral three times now, and it gets worse each time! The numbers first - The place itself - it's an old movie/vaudeville theater, so lots of room. Table dances, which don't…

4 mos ago

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, FL

OK, worth checking out.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Flew into Tampa, with the idea that I would eventually get to Oz. But my hotel was near Deja Vu, previous reviews sounded interesting, so I thought I would hit it before turning in at…

7 mos ago

Fox Club Cabaret

Missoula, MT

Look, but don't touch

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

On my northwestern trip, found myself in Missoula on a Sunday night. Not a great night for clubbing, and had heard that the Fox Club was pretty lame, but with nothing else to do, decided…

8 mos ago1

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Pandora's delivers

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Finally made it back to Pandora’s. Last time was two years ago, and was looking forward to more Seattle action. Got there on a Friday afternoon, about 4:00. Typically sized club, you walk in, after…

10 mos ago

Kongo Klub

Mitchell, SD

Don't bother

★★★★★★★4.0/10

On my way out west, found myself in Mitchell, SD for the night. Previous reviews for the Kongo Klub made it sound like an alright, if not high mileage, spot. The club is a non-distinct building…

10 mos ago1

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, IL

Has potential, but still to damn expensive

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

With the change in management, decided to check out the Admiral. First time in eons, I saw Dyanna Lauren on stage then, to give you some idea. Was wanded at the door, then went around…

1 yr ago1

Clearwater, FL

A miss and a hit

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Since this has been covered ad nauseam, the place - Pretty big, a few stages on different levels, nice as far as strip clubs go. The girls - something I've started noticing, although there's always…

1 yr ago4

Clearwater, FL

An ok Wednesday

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

After my plane touched down, headed straight over to Oz. I’m doing a basic set up, since this place has been reviewed like a hundred times. It’s big, with a few stages at slightly different…

1 yr ago1

Mons Venus

Tampa, FL

Great nude stage show

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Last time I was at Mons was pre-covid. I’d heard about all the changes on TUSCL, and saw that I could get a lot more elsewhere, with OZ now being my go-to club. But there were…

1 yr ago

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

Treated like a king.

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

My third time here, and it's always been good. It's been covered many times before, so I'll be brief about the layout. It's big, with a large main floor and smaller second level. There's a…

2 yrs ago

On The Border

Franklin, WI

Never again

★★★★★★★3.3/10

Normally, I'm not in this area, but I was going up to Milwaukee, and I had an okay visit last Fall, so I decided to stop in. I hit it two days, Friday on the…

2 yrs ago1

On The Border

Franklin, WI

So-so Thursday

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Found myself in southern Wisconsin, decided to check out OTB. The building itself is a bit odd, there's an unused section of it and you have to make sure you're going in the correct door…

2 yrs ago

Clearwater, FL

Wow! and...Wow!

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

This place gets better every time I come (which isn’t that often, since I only visit 2-3 times a year). The layout has been described a few dozen times, I’ll just say it’s big, I…

2 yrs ago

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, FL

Monday, Monday....

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I had been to OZ a few days before, on a Saturday night. I'm going to do a little comparison here, just to highlight some differences, although the wildly different nights has to be factored…

2 yrs ago4

Clearwater, FL

Saturday night at OZ

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

My third trip to Oz. Better each time, at least as far as contact goes. A quick review of the layout, big room with 2 different levels, a couple of dance stages. Lap dance area in…

2 yrs ago2

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Third club's the charm

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

This was my third club of the day on my whirlwind Seattle visit. You can see my visit to Kittens at that page. Let's just say it was disappointing. Then went to Deja Vu. Walked…

2 yrs ago2

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Nah, I don't think so.

★★★★★★★4.0/10

So I'd heard from other reviews about the mileage and possible extras at Kittens, so I checked it out on a Thursday afternoon. Others have commented on how dark it is inside - they weren't…

2 yrs ago5

Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, WA

Good time on a slow night

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Was in Spokane for the night, decided to hit Deja Vu, since there are only two clubs in the area and the reviews I saw made it sound like there were possibilities. As I walked…

2 yrs ago

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

I'm 2 for 2 here, and upstairs vs. downstairs

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

My second visit to Polekatz. Another good time. The layout - after checking my jacket, I showed the girl at the desk my free pass, gotten by signing up for texts before I got there. There's…

3 yrs ago

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, FL

Regulars only need apply

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

After hitting Oz, went to Diamond Dolls. Previous reviews made it sound like there were definite possibilities there. It's right off of 19, found a parking spot right as I pulled in. Paid the cover,…

3 yrs ago1

Clearwater, FL

A tale of 2 nights.

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

My first trip to the Tampa area in a while, and after reading some reviews here, decided to hit Oz and two other nearby clubs, Diamond Dolls and Atlantis. The problem was, I hit them…

3 yrs ago1

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

I think I found a Good Chicago area club.

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

After reading other reviews, decided to check out Polekatz. Glad I did! Layout - As others have described, this place is huge! A big main floor, and a raised level to the left of entering.…

3 yrs ago3

Gold Club

Tampa, FL

Miss the old days.

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I've been a Mons monger for 25 years. Some have complained about the lack of privacy with the open air benches, but I actually liked it, besides being kind of hot seeing all this grinding…

5 yrs ago3